Sim League Nirvana

Hezonja! I loved his tape pre-draft! I still can't believe he didn't work out in the NBA. At least he's still balling for Real Madrid!

Crazy Jahlil didn't get a profile. Man was a menace pre-NBA.

Dahntay is on the block! This sexy ubermensch is a top-tier bucket getter. Looking to get younger.

Boban's Chilling Castle is the Miyazaki movie that comes out in this alternate timeline.

I considered Jesse, Tyler, and Tonger, all of whom had fantastic seasons: Jesse is... Jesse. The Lebron of GMs. Coming off a championship, Jesse wheeled and dealed, turning over his squad for a much more sustainable future while still competing. He is the cream of our league. Simple as that. Tyler's...

Accept King Al, the God.
Accept Davis "Curtains" Bertans.

Decline Thad.

Ggs, Nolan. Crazy dumb that they do division champs instead of straight record.

In

King Al has ascended. He is now the God-King of Utah.