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BREAKING: 3rd team all-NBA 27-year-old 6'10 Italian warlock Tom "The Butcher" Gugliotta will be changing his number to 93 representing the number of times foolish GM after foolish GM drafted someone not named Tom Gugliotta in the 1996 Creation Draft. After a tough practice in Phoenix two d...

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****Breaking****** 4:41pm cst. from Phoenix, AZ. Suns Fans, I know ownership has tortured you. I know Mr. Sarver has put you through hell your entire life as a Suns fan. I know you are thinking, "Mr. Sarver, why are we not leveraging our future to win now when we have 4 1997 NBA All-Stars on ou...

COMMENTS ARCHIVE: bobby General Manager **** bobby Avatar Posts: 1,156 Nov 13, 2022 at 10:10pm heimer likes thisQuotelikePost OptionsPost by bobby on Nov 13, 2022 at 10:10pm great read. I'd also like to raise that prisoner of azkaban (3rd one) was the best of the harry potters. Also, I didn't realiz...

Season 3 is upon us. Timeflies… RPs too! I’m going to be so poor after this camp - a measly 300RP left. Good thing about being poor is that’ll motivate ya! I ripped through this and assume there will be major typos so apologies in advance if it reads like it was written by a year 1 foreign exchange ...

AAB Reporter Dingle McCringle has just called in to give us a live report. Dingle…. “Thanks Cleetus Feetus, I’m here inside the new Atlanta Hawks stadium but outside the locker room. They had just kicked me out for an impromptu meeting while I was in there interviewing the players – which is my duty...

Atlanta Anonymous Blog (AAB) – Sports (ALL-STAR BREAK 1996-97) According to our source from inside the Atlanta Hawks, there are rising concerns inside Omni Coliseum. The arena is scheduled for demolition on July 26 of this year, and it seems the Hawks are destined for a similar course. The 1996-97 A...

A Poorly Researched Big Board for the 1998 Draft I looked at the draft file and the draft notes, but given that these players were so present in my basketball childhood, a lot of my decisions in shaping this Big Board were influenced pretty heavily by whether they looked cool on TV when I was growin...

For those wondering how records match performance, here's how the 29 teams are shaking out by basic Plus/Minus. https://storage.proboards.com/7288028/thumbnailer/hjYCaaLOYjsoGMdNqBD0.png Man I wish it showed up larger... cliff notes below: KNICKS are easily the favorites by a mile; the difference be...

While avoiding my job of writing articles about IRL basketball this morning, I hashed out a quick power rankings list based off no scientific methodology whatsoever. Here's how the league is starting to shape up after one possibly useless preseason sim and an interesting offseason. 29. Supersonics T...