Sim League Nirvana

Heat sign Crowder to vet min first.

Celtics send:

Chris Boucher
James Harden

Heat send:

Gradey DICK (will use Sorry Kid on him)
Rokas Jokubaitis
Tobias Harris
Jae Crowder
MIA 25 FRP
MIA 26 FRP
CHA 27 FRP

Very sad to see the boys go but needed to retool a bit and get younger. Good dealin scoops...

Lakers Trade:
Trent Forrest
LAL 26 FRP
LAL 27 FRP

Rockets Trade:
MPJ

Over to Nol Nol to accept

Spurs Send:
Isiah Hartenstein
Cole Anthony
SAS '29 FRP

Grizzlies Send
Cory Joseph

Welcome back former Spur Cory Joseph! Hopefully a decent hold over until Black develops

Josh

Heat trade
Cam Whitmore

Sonicks trade
Sergio Llull
Matching min
800RP
2029 Sea SRP

I accept

Seattle sends vet min and 700 RP

Swamp sends Liam Robbins who was just selected

After TC @sonicks

Grizz trade:
Jarrett Allen
Buddy Hield

Bulls trade:
CHI 2028 FRP
CHI 2029 FRP
Jeremy Lamb
Min to be signed FA Day 4/5
100 RP for symbolism

nice trade Matt . lamb is also available

Cavs Trade
Julius Randle

Rockets Trade
Pascal Siakam

Cavs agree, we are taking a high risk, high reward, low price shot on Spicy P, hoping his flat A defense can help stabilize the front court. Good dealing nolan , enjoy the cap space!

I've had a lot of fuck it deals over the years, but this is truly one of a kind. Hate it or love it, trades are fun as fuck. This deal was fully negotiated over Teams.

Mavs receive:
Kristaps Porzingis

Grizz receive:
Desmond Bane
Josh Giddey
De'Anthony Melton
Cason Wallace (DAL 23 #14)
DAL 24 FRP...

Trade 1:
Pacers trade:
Grayson Allen
300 RP

Grizzlies trade:
Isaiah Hartenstein

Trade 2:
Pacers trade:
Rondae Hollis Jefferson (tradeback rights by day 60)

Grizzlies trade:
Grayson Allen (immediate tradeback allowed since it's offseason)

Pacers accept, thanks Josh

Raptors trade

Jabari Walker (NDL)
Ziga Samar (NDL)
250 RP

Nets trade

cap space

Thanks Steven — this needs to run before FA 2/3 while the Nets have a tiny bit of cap space. Nets are recalling a couple guys so these guys will end up in their NDL slots for next season

Pacers trade:
Marcus Sasser
Talen Horton Tucker

Sonics trade
Rondae Hollis Jefferson
2029 FRP swap rights (IND gets better of IND 2029 and SEA 2029)

Pacers accept

Magic Trade:
SEA 23 FRP (#15) - traded as salary
Kenny Lofton Jr. (NDL)

Blazers Trade:
Sorry Kid You're Going
Allonzo Trier
Josh Christopher (NDL)
POR 28 SRP

quady ludes to confirm

SCOOT SCOOT SKRRRRT WELCOME TO LAKELAND BIIIIIIIITCH

Edited to add Josh for matching

Mavs receive:
Pick 2.18 (NYK)

Knicks receive:
25 RP

Accept! Good dealin Nav!

Kings Trade

Kings 2023 2nd (2.5)
Jazz 2023 2nd (2.10)
50 RP

Rockets Trade

Rockets 2023 2nd (2.2)

Cavs trade
25 RP

Pistons trade
Sea 23 SRP (2.14)

Thanks RB, good dealing !

Magic Trade:
400 RP (I love donating to the Steven fund and picking bums)

Nets Trade:
NJ 2023 SRP #30 overall

SWAMP STEVEN to confirm

Nets trade:
#22 - New Jersey Nets (via WAS)
#23 - New Jersey Nets (via GSW)

for

Hawks trade:
1500RP

screwed on salary since DJ retired am left without birds and this is my way of building some salary while grabbing two young fellas i like. go honks !!

Raptors trade

2023 DET 2RP (R2 P8)

Cavs trade

200 RP

Thx mantypas/CavsCzar

Celtics send:

750RP

Nets send:

Rd 1 Pick 20 (VAN 23 FRP)

Pacers trade 1200RP
Nets trade pick 13

thx SWAMP STEVEN

Raptors trade

ATL 2023 FRP (R1 P29)

Warriors trade

420 RP + vibes

thanks Clinton ! happy drafting

Sixers trade

Yaroslav Korolev
ATL 2023 FRP (R1 P29)

Raptors trade

Cap Space

Same as the Portland trade, this one will happen before draft picks hit the cap sheet/before Victor's stip impacts my salary sheet, thanks Dmo and good luck in free agency

also cue the emotional Yaroslav return to...

Blazers trade

Steven Adams
POR 25 2RP

Raptors trade

Cap Space

thanks quady - this deal will process before the draft/before Victor's stip hits my cap sheet so I can absorb salary

Kings Trade
Almost Victor Wembanyama Kings 2023 1st ( #6 )

Spurs Trade
Cavs 2023 1st ( #12 )
Spurs 2027 1st
Spurs 2028 1st

Agree. Going in a little blind with combine yet to come but let's hope a weirdo with some spunk falls to #12.

Bullets trade:
Mike Conley
200rp

Rockets trade:
Jeremy Lin
Hasheem Thabeet

Sent Nolan a half joking offer but turns out it was one of the better ones he got. Welcome to DC Jeremy!

Bullets accept