Sim League Nirvana

Not sure how fast I'll sell. Kinda curious to see if we are good with the current roster but when expected Magic Pain occurs, I'm happy to make other teams good for the prettiest of dimes (because I don't take pennies).

In the Shop Window:

Aaron Gordon
Can start 2-5 at the moment
As SF in...

SLN:

94 Zach Edey C 21 7'4'' 280 B C C- B- A- B
326 Clint Capela C 29 6'10'' 240 B- D+ D+ A- B+ C
493 Mike Muscala C 32 6'10'' 240 B B- D B C+ D
5 Goga Bitadze PF 24 6'11'' 250 C+ C C B+ A- B
99 Taylor Hendricks PF 20 6'9'' 214 B- B D B+ C B
357 Gary Harris SF 29 6'4'' 210 B- A C B- C- C
568...

Putting him on the block to see what offers are out there. Have had discussions.

Will listen to offers for LeBron but not super pressed to move him if I don’t hear an offer I like. Just wanted to get the word out in case anyone was interested.

Would be looking for FRP(s) ideally but again will hear wht any GM has to offer.

Now accepting overpays for Zachary Lavine or Ben Simmons

Been having some interesting dialogue on him w a few teams. Decent chance he moves here in next few days. Hit me up if you want to bring THE PROCESS one man wrecking crew to your franchise. Looking for multiple win-now piece/retool-y sorta offers

Been getting a lot of inquiries RE Griffamundo so figured I’d throw him up on the block.

Ideally looking for good RP and promising younger guys but will look into any offers so lemme know if you’re interested. Thanks!

Feels greedy but I have some picks and now kinda want to take a swing at something

All people are available (prob keeping Ja and Sharpe unless it's muy picante) plus these picks:

24: BOS, LAL, SAN
25: BOS, MIA
26: BOS, MIA
27: BOS, CHA
28: BOS
29: BOS

I'll prob overpay for a serviceable 4th big...

I'm washed, I lose all my trades, let's make some moves.

Backcourt

Kyrie Irving
PG 31 6'2'' 195 B A+ A- A- C
$19,250,000 $21,000,000 $22,750,000 $24,500,000 $26,250,000

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
SG 25 6'6'' 180 C+ A C+ A C
$13,750,000 $15,000,000 $16,250,000 $17,500,000 $18,750,000

Dillon...

Need a starting caliber SF - willing to pay with lots of juicy picks (and/or prospects) for the right guy. Prioritizing rebounding and TO efficiency but would go for an elite scorer too

Could move RP / seconds / firsts for the right guys. I'm feeling a little thin in the frontcourt and like I need a better emergency PG than Yam Madar (don't read this Yam). If you have pieces you want to move off of, hmu

Idk but mebbe. We got a buncha picks and some young fellers and contracts. Wouldn’t mind some wings who rebound or stonk or shoot it good

On an MLE that can be extended fo free.

He turns it over 3ish times per game as a starting PG but his offense is essentially Lou Williams level otherwise. Probably best as a backup 1/2. Would love to move him to free up more minutes for some of my other fellas since he probably is more valuable to...

not looking for a whole lot just trying to retool, lmk if youre intersted

i am clearly not getting a player, willing to trade him for 2 firsts and an expiring. needs to be done ASAP lmk

Considering a package for these two. If you’re interested in either or both lmk

Willing to trade anyone on my roster for the right price. Joker and Rui will cost you an arm and a leg since I’ve built my whole roster around them and leveraged myself to the teets. But my favorite part of SLN is making crazy trades and my roster has been a bit stagnant of late.

If I make a...

Need a rebounder? Some spacing? A good player for super cheap? A cheap excuse for your prying lover? A lovely bonnet for your fanciest pet? Holler at me, he’s still good and very affordable

Want a player have these 2 assets. Lmk if that tickles your dick

board man gets trade

If anyone’s trying to trade a big I’m willing to throw a first

Victor Wembanyama C 20 7'3'' 225 B B+ C- B+ B- A
Steven Adams C 30 6'11'' 265 C+ D C- A- B+ D
Mouhamed Gueye C 21 7'0'' 213 C C D C B- C
Jarace Walker PF 20 6'8'' 249 B C+ C- C+ C B
Scottie Barnes SF 22 6'7'' 227 A- B- B- B+ C+ B
Dorian Finney-Smith SF 30 6'7'' 220 C+ A- C A C C
Amen...

He's a stud but I have a lot of wings - listening to offers

We have a ton of SGs so would move Dort or Lonnie for a guy at another position!

Still has something in the tank based off last year’s numbers. Not looking for much, mostly want to reduce some salary, let me know if interested