Sim League Nirvana

Assets:

Donovan Mitchell
#8 pick
#21 pick? Idk which number it is but Dallas pick this year
MIL 30
All LAL futures

Happy to send one or all them for the right piece

KANG BLOCK

SLN:
414 Marcis Ponder C 20 6'11'' 325 A- C F+ C+ B B
355 Sebastian Williams-Adams PF 21 6'8'' 230 A- D+ C+ B+ C B
310 Matisse Thybulle SF 31 6'5'' 201 C- C D A C- D
613 Hudson Greer SG 22 6'6'' 190 B- A- C B C C
267 Dante Allen SG 23 6'4'' 220 B B+ C C C D
278 King Gibson SG 20...

Looking to move one of these absolute hauses of humans this off season.

1 year $17.5mm contract. had to play him as a SF given by shitty roster construction. someone should take him and play him at the 2.

Looking for younger player/picks

Who wants the best stock-lord in the league?

310 Matisse Thybulle SF 31 6'5'' 201 C- C D A C- D

Matisse Thybulle SF 67 20.0 2.3 3.7 0.6 1.0 2.1 0.3 .371 .642 .263

10:1 stock:tov is a league record that he has only broken himself.

Just resigned on a MINIMUM !!!!!

Looking for rebuilding value

AG - top 5 player in the league and best player on the market, aging like a fine wine, 3 years left

Brunson - one of best PGs in the league, but played SG the entire year, just resigned to below max 3 year deal

Isaac - still thumping along down low, a top rebounder and defender in the league,...

Thicc butt and cheapest starting PG whose and all start in history of SLN.

Why pay 20mm for Jamal or Brunson and pay a premium to get them when you can match DG with a vet min and save yourself a yuuuge package trying to get a star from Merv or Hoff

sup

Bucks

Devin Booker: B+ / A Scoring , 3 year max
Tyler Herro: A+ Outside , $15m expiring w/ birds
Jeremiah Fears: A Outside, PG-eligible, B Pot , great guard prospect
CJ Rosser: B- / B+ Scoring, B Pot , 19yo PF/SF prospect
Koa Peat: B+ Inside / B+ Reb, B Pot , fun big prospect...

Donte DiVincenzo, Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Dillon Brooks or anyone else above the age of 27 available for RP

Also have gotten interest in Jaylin Williams, I like him, but could be willing to part here for the right price

the league's best rebounder and a stock monster

still searching for a two-way SF...

This season has been much shittier than expected and I haven’t had a chance to take a deep dive into the issues so think I’d rather sell than buy at the deadline.

Got some interest on kyrie and udoka. Both are for sale, probably only trading one. I can add the good job good effort to kyrie for...

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Once again, Hali is on the block. Efficient offense, low turnover, and stock efficient on a nice cost controlled contract

Looking for a SF prospect in return

My type of ass! No ineffective shooting

Just pure defensive juice. Rebounding is B+ now! Highest of career

Come get him

Available, send some offers, not too expensive

Title

May be making a move for another SG so one of these guys may be on the block as a result. Both are having excellent seasons (despite a road-heavy schedule) and are on multi-year cheap deals.

Donte DiVincenzo SG 25 34.4 20.6 6.5 4.0 1.8 0.4 2.1 .474 .899 .380
Anfernee Simons SG 25 22.8 16.8 4.0 1.9...

Don’t have a ton of salary to play with but looking for a guy in the 1-4m range, probably a perimeter player

Have RP and draft capital as well as some random salary, would also consider moving Dante Allen if needed

Value for salary. Stocks and boards. Will help you win

Cheap salary.

Bucket

The plan was to flip the switch next year, but I have deal fomo! If the right moves present themselves any of the below are available:

Prospects

Nate Ament
Bruce Branch III
Beckham Black
Dash Daniels
Asa Newell
Bryson Tiller
Noa Essengue
Karter Knox

Picks

SEA 29
CHI 29
DET 30
CLE 31
CLE 32...

Are all for sale

VETS FOR SALE!!!!!
590 James Wiseman C 27 7'0'' 240 B B- C- B+ B+ C
393 Liam Robbins C 29 7'0'' 235 C D+ C- A- B D
6 Ziaire Williams SF 27 6'9'' 215 B A- D B- C B
113 Brandin Podziemski SF 25 6'5'' 204 C A- C+ B C+ C
503 Deividas Sirvydis SG 28 6'8'' 190 B- A C+ B C C
310 Matisse Thybulle...

Zach Lavine
Top 10 player easy. Title contender piece. Better contract than you think, just fucking look around.

Thon Maker
Top 10 Butt. Thicc.

Jordan Bell
Stock Lord. Old

DJJ.
Stock Lord. Best Wing defender in file. Low TOs

Garland
Sex Appeal. Cheaper than inflation. Scores a lot...

Darius Garland

37.6 26.1 4.8 9.0 1.5 0.4 1.9 .497 .868 .486

29YO. Can be matched with a vet min. And is the best dollar per point scorer / dollar per scoring effecieny player in the league.

Price: upon request