2020 170 Pacers C Kwame Brown retires
2020 170 Bucks SG JJ Redick retires
2020 170 Mavericks PG George Hill retires
2020 170 Kings C Ian Mahinmi retires
2020 170 Knicks C Curtis Borchardt retires
2020 170 Lakers SF Danny Granger retires
2020 170 Bucks PF Sean May retires
2020 170 Heat C Roy Hibbert...
I have accepted that I have zero chance to give the Bay a winner. This is why I hereby give in my one season(aka one month) notice that I am giving up the reigns of the Warriors to hopefully a better GM. Given that finding someone on such short notice can be difficult, I believe one...
We face a troubling new threat that is not something I have ever had to plan for. A health crisis is sweeping the nation and here in the SLN we are feeling its effects as well. COVID-19 has affected many players around the league, and as much as I like to be ready for any potential issues, I must...
A Grim Mood has gripped the franchise! After a shocking end to their season and the scandal that Lavar Ball left in his wake, The SoNicks have been left in disarray, shock, and direction. We do not know the way. The owner of the SoNicks recently found a sort of fanaticism through the
BOOK OF...
SEATTLE (AP) -- Immediately after Game 5 wrapped up, word started spreading like wildfire that something was amiss in the Seattle locker room. As the players each took turns at the postgame podium, there was one noticeable absence. Head Coach LaVar Ball.
The transition from the 2018 to 2019 season has been a transformative one here in Philadelphia. We have moved on from the Chosen One in LeBron and are trying to find/solidify our new identity, now that we have a roster with some really good pieces instead of one that was broken with a cheat code....
We have faith in coach Lamar. We have even more faith in our Star PG Lonzo Ball. I repeat, WE TRUST OUR BALLS. And we have the balls to increase the number of balls in our sack. As Lamar’s two youngest gear up for their SLN debut, we know that Lonzo...
We did the Jon Snow thing to former Suns coach and once-sentient human being Monty Williams. By that, we mean we took his body up to the coldest and most northern part of our state, and made sure no one had sex. New Jersey is…not that cold right now, actually. The whole...
Phoenix Suns Head Coach and former Player/Coach, Monty Williams, has died of a heat stroke while tripping ayahuasca in the parking lot of a local Phoenix strip mall right in between a Perkins and Wild Birds Unlimited. The Suns famously traded 750 RPs and 2 firsts for the 90's...
GMs! I know none of you guys are in the finance world so it’s definitely not expected that you guys understand the lingo of trading. So I figured I’d drop some vernacular that you all can use!
Just the Tip - 69RP (usually throw in as a post coital reach around. Once all the nuts and bolts bust,...
The Orlando Magic have announced Steve Kerr and Weremy Jew are no longer members of the organization. We wish them the best in their future and thank them for their contributions to the franchise.
Taking over as head coach, former Lakeland Magic head coach, Mark Diagonal. It is said you...
3. Chingy was booked to appear, but NOT to perform. Do NOT expect Chingy to play “Right Thurr,” “Hollidae Inn,” “One Call Away” or any of his other hits, because we could only afford the performance...
Once… we were the Seattle SuperSadness… The Pacific Northwest's Dumpster, lit on fire with the fury of the ginger. But from the fires of Mount Sonick, spurned the rings to rule the dynasty. These three rings were formed by a young prospect named Dirk Nowitzki. He scored 50ppg in his second game or...
Today, we usher in a new era of the Orlando Magic. We have experienced the highs of Run TMC and Andrew Bogut’s Fun Bunch along with the lows of Shawn Kemp, ZW’s stewardship, and the last few seasons. With the acquisitions of SLN Champion Kawhi Leonard, the ever-solid Al Horford, indomitable Darko...
Indiana Pacers 2014-15 Season Wrap-Up
Samantha Steele with Jimmy Butler, Chris Bosh, and Deron Williams.
SS: We're excited to be here with the 2014-2015 season runners-up, the Indiana Pacers. Jimmy, Chris, Deron - it’s been a few weeks since the team’s heartbreaking loss in the Finals. Walk...
Location: Uncle Mommy’s Bar & Grill in East Rutherford
Time: Just come over here and start drinking
Conditions:
- Must be wearing Swampdragons gear
- No farting
- We cannot and will not do the popcorn chicken machine gun thing again
- Don’t tell Mehmet
- Bring your own memory card
- Only bring...
THE TORONTO STAR
Day 111, 2015
Raptors part ways with Antonio Daniels
TORONTO — The Toronto Raptors organization has parted ways with head coach Antonio Daniels, the team announced following a Day 110 loss to the Bullets in Washington.
After briefly sitting at 34-35, on the cusp of the...
From the desk of Larry Bird, General Manager, and Tonger, President of Basketball Operations.
After an extended run with franchise legends Kobe Bryant and Troy Hudson, the Indiana Pacers have entered a new era led by Jimmy Butler and Chris Bosh.
ORLANDO, FL - We are pleased to announce the official Depth Chart Assistance Program of the Orlando Magic, DC Jesus. After a season filled with peaks and valleys, Magic ownership and DC Jesus thought up a unique, first of its kind partnership in an effort to help Coach Steve Kerr pick the most...
It’s been awhile since i’ve felt like i knew what i was doing. it’s been since… the days of Olden Polynice. So there was nothing else to do than reach out to O.P. and ask him what to do about it. man i was not disappointed. O.P. has got to be one of the nicest guys and seems like truly caring...
Now presenting an aesthetic shift for the New Jersey Swampdragons. See the promotional imaging below, courtesy of our comms team (four drunk dogs and three elder men stacked in a trench coat)
For interview requests, email DrunkDogs@Swampdragons.com
For Uncrustables, go to the supermarket. Or just...
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Free Agency CAN begin 24-hours after the end of the draft but will not start until everyone completes their bids. Send Free Agent Bids to Ashes by Friday 11/22 at 12PM CT. Post in this thread when you do. If we get 29/29 of GMs to submit bids ahead of time, that's 200 in FREE CANDY for all of us!...
