For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick
For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
San Antonio Spurs Go Balls Deep with Dick in New Marketing Campaign and Game Night Promotions
SAN ANTONIO (November, 7th 2023) – The San Antonio Spurs are proud to announce their latest marketing push celebrating the arrival of Gradey Dick, a player who brings size, girth and an unstoppable stroke to the court. With Dick now firmly grasped in San Antonio, the Spurs are rolling out a campaign that embraces his presence with balsy messaging, big dick energy, and a whole lot of excitement.
10/31 - Just The Tip-Off, Opening Night
11/7 - Raw Dog With Gradey - 1/2 Off All Hot Dogs
12/24 - Go Balls Deep with Dick - Mini Basketball Giveaway
1/19 - No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays All 48 Minutes
2/1 - Free Facials!
2/14 - Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi Giveaway
3/4 - Gradey's Load Management Night
San Antonio Spurs Go Balls Deep with Dick in New Marketing Campaign and Game Night Promotions
SAN ANTONIO (November, 7th 2023) – The San Antonio Spurs are proud to announce their latest marketing push celebrating the arrival of Gradey Dick, a player who brings size, girth and an unstoppable stroke to the court. With Dick now firmly grasped in San Antonio, the Spurs are rolling out a campaign that embraces his presence with balsy messaging, big dick energy, and a whole lot of excitement.
10/31 - Just The Tip-Off, Opening Night
11/7 - Raw Dog With Gradey - 1/2 Off All Hot Dogs
12/24 - Go Balls Deep with Dick - Mini Basketball Giveaway
1/19 - No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays All 48 Minutes
2/1 - Free Facials!
2/14 - Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi Giveaway
3/4 - Gradey's Load Management Night
Promos:
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
The Devs at Grok are probably calling the FBI on me for the prompts i used
Promos:
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
Low key Free facials night gotta be a fucking killer logistically and economically.
Those tickets better be fucking pricey cuz even at $50 per half hr, a stadium full of people getting facials is quite the load to handle
Those tickets better be fucking pricey cuz even at $50 per half hr, a stadium full of people getting facials is quite the load to handle
That’s because you see yourself in it. That folks is Petersuns 3 hrs into the 8 hr video game bender
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