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Lemme catch a quick mind fuck. Don't fall for the propaganda folks
1. Jakob Poeltl
Y'all are crazy. When are you going to see a true big man like this again? Some 13 year old kid named Wemby? Get out of here.
2. Domantas Sabonis
I dunno, sounds awfully close to "dominate." Do you need more convincing?
3. Ben Simmons
There's an aged-old adage that you must live by. Don't be a bitch. Ben Simmons is juicy. Ya he scares you old heads, but live a little, yeah?
4. Jamal Murray
Come on now, you've seen the mold. PG camps be damned.
5. Jaylen Brown
He seems good. Scores and has some defense. Cool.
6. Marquese Chriss
Slept on. Looks pretty tantalizing to me. Maybe Ibaka-esque with rebounding? Who knows!
7. Henry Ellenson
I hear this guy is the shit. Maybe take a look at him. Is this low for him??
8. Dragan Bender
Pass on him and risk him dragan deez nuts all over your team for many years to come!
9. Kris Dunn
This guy looks stacked, no? Good camp plan, PG TCs, I mean, come on now!
10. Brandon Ingram
I think you know what you're getting here. Doesn't look too bad late lotto, right?
11. Dejounte Murray
Seems like a fun prospect! Will he be a SG or will he be a PG? I think that'll be up to you, but hey, what do I know?
12. Timothé Luwawu-Cabarrot
We've seen this mold of player go either way, eh? I'm gonna lean towards the exciting way.
13. Pascal Siakam
Look, sometimes scouts get it wrong. To be fair though, they get it right a lot as well. Should be a fun camp player regardless, right?
14. Thon Maker
Live a little more.
15. Fred VanVleet
If sure-fire could be a player. Will he sell out arenas? Probably not. Will he be good enough to lead your team? Maybe!
16. Alex Caruso
This guy is a good ass defender.
17. Ivica Zubac
Uh hello? Why is no one talking about this man??
18. Caris LeVert
Another really fun looking guy. You guys are going to have to put that RP to use!
19. Dorian Finney-Smith
Looks like a mini version of another hyphenated three name dude. That's cool!
20. Gary Payton II
The mitten.
1. Jakob Poeltl
Y'all are crazy. When are you going to see a true big man like this again? Some 13 year old kid named Wemby? Get out of here.
2. Domantas Sabonis
I dunno, sounds awfully close to "dominate." Do you need more convincing?
3. Ben Simmons
There's an aged-old adage that you must live by. Don't be a bitch. Ben Simmons is juicy. Ya he scares you old heads, but live a little, yeah?
4. Jamal Murray
Come on now, you've seen the mold. PG camps be damned.
5. Jaylen Brown
He seems good. Scores and has some defense. Cool.
6. Marquese Chriss
Slept on. Looks pretty tantalizing to me. Maybe Ibaka-esque with rebounding? Who knows!
7. Henry Ellenson
I hear this guy is the shit. Maybe take a look at him. Is this low for him??
8. Dragan Bender
Pass on him and risk him dragan deez nuts all over your team for many years to come!
9. Kris Dunn
This guy looks stacked, no? Good camp plan, PG TCs, I mean, come on now!
10. Brandon Ingram
I think you know what you're getting here. Doesn't look too bad late lotto, right?
11. Dejounte Murray
Seems like a fun prospect! Will he be a SG or will he be a PG? I think that'll be up to you, but hey, what do I know?
12. Timothé Luwawu-Cabarrot
We've seen this mold of player go either way, eh? I'm gonna lean towards the exciting way.
13. Pascal Siakam
Look, sometimes scouts get it wrong. To be fair though, they get it right a lot as well. Should be a fun camp player regardless, right?
14. Thon Maker
Live a little more.
15. Fred VanVleet
If sure-fire could be a player. Will he sell out arenas? Probably not. Will he be good enough to lead your team? Maybe!
16. Alex Caruso
This guy is a good ass defender.
17. Ivica Zubac
Uh hello? Why is no one talking about this man??
18. Caris LeVert
Another really fun looking guy. You guys are going to have to put that RP to use!
19. Dorian Finney-Smith
Looks like a mini version of another hyphenated three name dude. That's cool!
20. Gary Payton II
The mitten.
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alex caruso spotted with Kim K as she is clamoring for a “big ass defender”
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
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Promos:
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
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Ashes just wants to be sitting in a Tesla on Friday laughing at us when we pick straight down this board. Or does he want to be proud of us? #MindFuck
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