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Rules —

1. No butt stuff

2. Not vaping is prohibited & strictly enforced

3. Chingy was booked to appear, but NOT to perform. Do NOT expect Chingy to play “Right Thurr,” “Hollidae Inn,” “One Call Away” or any of his other hits, because we could only afford the performance fee. Get those photos though!

4. Bring your own abacus

5. No Canadians, Yukon Territory excluded

6. Try to fix the Blu Ray player, like actually give some effort. It won’t be held against you if the thing still doesn’t work, that’s on THJ for cramming like ten Madden discs in there. Dude had the one with Ray Lewis, AND the one with both Larry Fitzgerald and Troy Polamalu

7. Apple Jacks optional, but encouraged

8. Fellas drink free. Ladies $10 or $50 once it hits pm
*DJ DRAMA VOICE* OH YOU HEARD THE RUMORS [GANGSTA GRIZZILLZ] IT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN SWAMPSTORY!

*lighter flick* Never talk to the cops I don’t speak piglatin / I turned the Nets into the motherfuckin Swamp Dragons 🐉 🐲
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No butt stuff? I’m out
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No butt stuff is a lie. Steven encourages Nets rookies to buttchug yellow Gatorade
free healthcare has never been more important
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rbrown5192 wrote: July 31st, 2024, 11:44 am No butt stuff? I’m out
How the FUCK are you gonna RSVP with a plus one and then bail at the first difficulty????
*DJ DRAMA VOICE* OH YOU HEARD THE RUMORS [GANGSTA GRIZZILLZ] IT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN SWAMPSTORY!

*lighter flick* Never talk to the cops I don’t speak piglatin / I turned the Nets into the motherfuckin Swamp Dragons 🐉 🐲
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I was ranked 545th in North America on PlayStation in the madden with Larry Fitz and Troy on the cover.

#weirdbrag
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jwoo wrote: July 31st, 2024, 11:51 am No butt stuff is a lie. Steven encourages Nets rookies to buttchug yellow Gatorade
FREDDY IS READY FOR YOU
*DJ DRAMA VOICE* OH YOU HEARD THE RUMORS [GANGSTA GRIZZILLZ] IT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN SWAMPSTORY!

*lighter flick* Never talk to the cops I don’t speak piglatin / I turned the Nets into the motherfuckin Swamp Dragons 🐉 🐲
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Tyler wrote: July 31st, 2024, 11:54 am I was ranked 545th in North America on PlayStation in the madden with Larry Fitz and Troy on the cover.

#weirdbrag
Actually laughed out loud, fuck yeah
*DJ DRAMA VOICE* OH YOU HEARD THE RUMORS [GANGSTA GRIZZILLZ] IT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN SWAMPSTORY!

*lighter flick* Never talk to the cops I don’t speak piglatin / I turned the Nets into the motherfuckin Swamp Dragons 🐉 🐲
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free healthcare has never been more important
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Swamp watch parties hit different! glad farting is allowed again
FOR THE LAND - believe!
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SWAMP STEVEN wrote: July 31st, 2024, 11:52 am
rbrown5192 wrote: July 31st, 2024, 11:44 am No butt stuff? I’m out
How the FUCK are you gonna RSVP with a plus one and then bail at the first difficulty????
Last year’s G7 Swampparty had no prohibition on butt stuff! I didn’t expect anything different. #disappointed

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