Raptors acquire Olajuwon, Brandon, exclaim "fuck it" (Author - jwoo)
Raptors acquire Olajuwon, Brandon, exclaim "fuck it" (Author - jwoo)
RAPTORS ACQUIRE REIGNING TWO-TIME MVP OLAJUWON, ALL-STAR PG BRANDON
TORONTO — The Raptors today announced the acquisitions of Hakeem Olajuwon and Terrell Brandon in separate trades that were way too long and complicated to place in this press release. In otherwords, we are going for it unless these trades get surprisingly vetoed in the next 24 hours.
Olajuwon, fresh off his second straight MVP, a title in Sacramento and a playoff MVP award, is the most decorated player in SLN and renewed his promise to not retire until he turns 39 at minimum, citing his interest in Toronto's freezing weather and the chance to join forces with rising stars Michael Finley and Anthony Parker, who continue to get snubbed for all types of major awards but remain one of the league's most promising wing duos. The Raptors promised to hire Olajuwon his own personal trainer to hopefully prevent him from declining in any significant way until the end of his contract. After Patrick Ewing's surprise retirement, the Kings decided it was time to move on after hoisting the trophy, but Hakeem just looks so good in purple that he was down for a Canadian passport.
Brandon, 28, earned his first All-Star selection last season in Minnesota and was nearly acquired by the Raptors at the trade deadline. The two sides resumed talks after Toronto's playoff exit and found a middle ground with the Wolves deciding to blow things up. While Toronto had originally hoped to have Brandon for the playoff push, which led to a first-round loss to a very good Magic squad, #WetheNorth are pleased to have him running the show moving forward.
We bid farewell to Marcus Camby, who has a bright future in Sacramento. Tom Gugliota Raptors jerseys from his weeklong tenure in Canada will be popular at OVO fest 2025. As long as the traded 03 pick doesn't accidentally turn into LeBron James, the contention window that we just blew open for the next two or three seasons should be worth it. Here's hoping.
TORONTO — The Raptors today announced the acquisitions of Hakeem Olajuwon and Terrell Brandon in separate trades that were way too long and complicated to place in this press release. In otherwords, we are going for it unless these trades get surprisingly vetoed in the next 24 hours.
Olajuwon, fresh off his second straight MVP, a title in Sacramento and a playoff MVP award, is the most decorated player in SLN and renewed his promise to not retire until he turns 39 at minimum, citing his interest in Toronto's freezing weather and the chance to join forces with rising stars Michael Finley and Anthony Parker, who continue to get snubbed for all types of major awards but remain one of the league's most promising wing duos. The Raptors promised to hire Olajuwon his own personal trainer to hopefully prevent him from declining in any significant way until the end of his contract. After Patrick Ewing's surprise retirement, the Kings decided it was time to move on after hoisting the trophy, but Hakeem just looks so good in purple that he was down for a Canadian passport.
Brandon, 28, earned his first All-Star selection last season in Minnesota and was nearly acquired by the Raptors at the trade deadline. The two sides resumed talks after Toronto's playoff exit and found a middle ground with the Wolves deciding to blow things up. While Toronto had originally hoped to have Brandon for the playoff push, which led to a first-round loss to a very good Magic squad, #WetheNorth are pleased to have him running the show moving forward.
We bid farewell to Marcus Camby, who has a bright future in Sacramento. Tom Gugliota Raptors jerseys from his weeklong tenure in Canada will be popular at OVO fest 2025. As long as the traded 03 pick doesn't accidentally turn into LeBron James, the contention window that we just blew open for the next two or three seasons should be worth it. Here's hoping.
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