Baller Profile: SLOB Wizard

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LaVar
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Baller Profile: SLOB Wizard

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Josh Giddey

Strengths: The wizard can score in the lanes or from the perimeter. He dishes the rock like a true baller, plays D, and gets boards. Cat basically does it all.

Weaknesses: Himothee Chalamet has no weaknesses, at least on the court.

Big Baller's Take: Vanilla Magic is going to take the BBL by storm no doubt. A pure BALLER. Easily the #1 pick. Teams can't wait for the SLOB Wizard. Pause.

Ratings: Josh Giddey SF 6'8'' 210 19 B- B- A- B B A

Stipulations: None.
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bobby
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ayo?
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Boredo
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Dude needs a bonk stip
Promos:
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4
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Post by SWAMP STEVEN »

Aye yooooo
*DJ DRAMA VOICE* OH YOU HEARD THE RUMORS [GANGSTA GRIZZILLZ] IT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN SWAMPSTORY!

*lighter flick* Never talk to the cops I don’t speak piglatin / I turned the Nets into the motherfuckin Swamp Dragons 🐉 🐲
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Post by mantypas/CavsCzar »

Sideline out of bounds play, us NBA nerds get it lol
FOR THE LAND - believe!
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B- B- A- B B A was his girlfriends most recent report card
Promos:
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays 48 Minutes - 1/19
Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi- 2/14
Load Management 3/4

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