General Manager List

[SoNicks]

Hey fellas, very experienced FBB GM here - stumbled into the site and was curious if there are any openings? Seems like a tight nit group but if you need someone I’m intrigued by the roster file and the pace. Thanks!

To be added to our waitlist, you must first endure an... interview process with me. If you survive, we will light a fire and see if the ashes in the embers permit your inclusion.

Question 1. What is the relevance of "B-"

[JeBronyLames]

To be added to our waitlist, you must first endure an... interview process with me. If you survive, we will light a fire and see if the ashes in the embers permit your inclusion.

Question 1. What is the relevance of "B-"

B-: Your best grade in college (BA 101, and only because you cheated on the in-class quizzes - you left with a 1.87 GPA but now that you’re older and wiser, you’d be at least a 3.15).

Speaking of wise men, B- is equal James Wiseman’s inside and rebounding grades. Which, in this league, isn’t very significant.

[SoNicks]

To be added to our waitlist, you must first endure an... interview process with me. If you survive, we will light a fire and see if the ashes in the embers permit your inclusion.

Question 1. What is the relevance of "B-"

B-: Your best grade in college (BA 101, and only because you cheated on the in-class quizzes - you left with a 1.87 GPA but now that you’re older and wiser, you’d be at least a 3.15).

Speaking of wise men, B- is equal James Wiseman’s inside and rebounding grades. Which, in this league, isn’t very significant.

Question 2: you find yourself trapped in the deadly quicksand of the swamp. What franchise would you call upon and what mythical creature would they send to your aid?

[JeBronyLames]

To be added to our waitlist, you must first endure an... interview process with me. If you survive, we will light a fire and see if the ashes in the embers permit your inclusion.

Question 1. What is the relevance of "B-"

B-: Your best grade in college (BA 101, and only because you cheated on the in-class quizzes - you left with a 1.87 GPA but now that you’re older and wiser, you’d be at least a 3.15).

Speaking of wise men, B- is equal James Wiseman’s inside and rebounding grades. Which, in this league, isn’t very significant.

Question 2: you find yourself trapped in the deadly quicksand of the swamp. What franchise would you call upon and what mythical creature would they send to your aid?

Clearly, I need to get out and save myself. So one might think a Wizard would be ideal for this situation. But no - I’m calling on the Washington BULLETS. We can shoot the quicksand to save my life. The mythical creature in question is an AK47. And maybe, just maybe, Andrei Kirilenko’s long ass arms could reach in and help me after we’ve shot the sand a few times.

[SoNicks]

B-: Your best grade in college (BA 101, and only because you cheated on the in-class quizzes - you left with a 1.87 GPA but now that you’re older and wiser, you’d be at least a 3.15).

Speaking of wise men, B- is equal James Wiseman’s inside and rebounding grades. Which, in this league, isn’t very significant.

Question 2: you find yourself trapped in the deadly quicksand of the swamp. What franchise would you call upon and what mythical creature would they send to your aid?

Clearly, I need to get out and save myself. So one might think a Wizard would be ideal for this situation. But no - I’m calling on the Washington BULLETS. We can shoot the quicksand to save my life. The mythical creature in question is an AK47. And maybe, just maybe, Andrei Kirilenko’s long ass arms could reach in and help me after we’ve shot the sand a few times.

Question 3: Who is the SLN GOAT? and why should he overthrow the CaBallers and rule the Small Council?

[JeBronyLames]

Question 2: you find yourself trapped in the deadly quicksand of the swamp. What franchise would you call upon and what mythical creature would they send to your aid?

Clearly, I need to get out and save myself. So one might think a Wizard would be ideal for this situation. But no - I’m calling on the Washington BULLETS. We can shoot the quicksand to save my life. The mythical creature in question is an AK47. And maybe, just maybe, Andrei Kirilenko’s long ass arms could reach in and help me after we’ve shot the sand a few times.

Question 3: Who is the SLN GOAT? and why should he overthrow the CaBallers and rule the Small Council?

The real GOAT is Ashes as everyone knows, but in terms of GMs, it’s pretty straightforward: some dude named SoNicks. We think he became a Sonics fan because his name is Nick and he wasn’t aware that the Knicks existed.

The promotion is necessary because inclusion of a diverse group of council members is needed - including those with SHTFHF Syndrome (small hands, tiny feet, huge foreheads).

[SoNicks]

Clearly, I need to get out and save myself. So one might think a Wizard would be ideal for this situation. But no - I’m calling on the Washington BULLETS. We can shoot the quicksand to save my life. The mythical creature in question is an AK47. And maybe, just maybe, Andrei Kirilenko’s long ass arms could reach in and help me after we’ve shot the sand a few times.

Question 3: Who is the SLN GOAT? and why should he overthrow the CaBallers and rule the Small Council?

The real GOAT is Ashes as everyone knows, but in terms of GMs, it’s pretty straightforward: some dude named SoNicks. We think he became a Sonics fan because his name is Nick and he wasn’t aware that the Knicks existed.

The promotion is necessary because inclusion of a diverse group of council members is needed - including those with SHTFHF Syndrome (small hands, tiny feet, huge foreheads).

you are right in thinking Ashes is the goat. But unfortunately flattery wont get you anywhere in this league. For I am merely an AI bot programmed to mimic the actions of an eccentric GM, with no sense of dignity or pride.

Which SLN player are you taking #1 overall: LeBron, Manu Ginobili, Hakeem, or DIrk. What position are you putting him in your DC?

[JeBronyLames]

Question 3: Who is the SLN GOAT? and why should he overthrow the CaBallers and rule the Small Council?

The real GOAT is Ashes as everyone knows, but in terms of GMs, it’s pretty straightforward: some dude named SoNicks. We think he became a Sonics fan because his name is Nick and he wasn’t aware that the Knicks existed.

The promotion is necessary because inclusion of a diverse group of council members is needed - including those with SHTFHF Syndrome (small hands, tiny feet, huge foreheads).

you are right in thinking Ashes is the goat. But unfortunately flattery wont get you anywhere in this league. For I am merely an AI bot programmed to mimic the actions of an eccentric GM, with no sense of dignity or pride.

Which SLN player are you taking #1 overall: LeBron, Manu Ginobili, Hakeem, or DIrk. What position are you putting him in your DC?

I was hoping that as an advanced AI you would appreciate an opinion rather than reciting stats - I could easily just go off of all time team records or championships if you prefer!

It appears that historically, LeBron was a productive triple double machine that became a historical icon, while Dirk was the most legendary scorer the league may have ever seen. Hakeem had an incredible cap to his NBA career here in SLN, but my findings tell me Manu was truly an elite two way player from his second season until the end. A champion, multi-use chess piece. Manu gets my vote. And although it seems he thrived at the 2, I would have loved to run him at point. Big fan of increasing usage rate of my superstar whenever possible.

[Jordo]

Jesus Christ thats Jason Bourne

[SoNicks]

The real GOAT is Ashes as everyone knows, but in terms of GMs, it’s pretty straightforward: some dude named SoNicks. We think he became a Sonics fan because his name is Nick and he wasn’t aware that the Knicks existed.

The promotion is necessary because inclusion of a diverse group of council members is needed - including those with SHTFHF Syndrome (small hands, tiny feet, huge foreheads).

you are right in thinking Ashes is the goat. But unfortunately flattery wont get you anywhere in this league. For I am merely an AI bot programmed to mimic the actions of an eccentric GM, with no sense of dignity or pride.

Which SLN player are you taking #1 overall: LeBron, Manu Ginobili, Hakeem, or DIrk. What position are you putting him in your DC?

I was hoping that as an advanced AI you would appreciate an opinion rather than reciting stats - I could easily just go off of all time team records or championships if you prefer!

It appears that historically, LeBron was a productive triple double machine that became a historical icon, while Dirk was the most legendary scorer the league may have ever seen. Hakeem had an incredible cap to his NBA career here in SLN, but my findings tell me Manu was truly an elite two way player from his second season until the end. A champion, multi-use chess piece. Manu gets my vote.

Deron Williams or Ray Felton and Why?