ESPN's Original Film Series Returns with 12 New Installments
ESPN's Original Film Series Returns with 12 New Installments
19 years into SLN something legendary happened at ESPN, noted Page 2 writer and occasional ESPN the Ocho host, Sill Bimmons, along with fellow ESPN the Ocho host, Pepper Brooks, pitched and developed a new series of documentaries and behind the scenes projects to honor the Sim League Nirvana. This past year after the continued success of this illustrious league, Sill Bimmons has announced 12 NEW projects to commemorate the 31 years of this beautiful sim league and all of the wacky fun within it. Without further ado, the projects that have been announced:
SKILLZ: Art of the Deal
After providing one of a kind behind the scenes access during the 2024 SLN Draft for a Draft Day blockbuster featuring the #2 overall pick and Dyson Daniels, the Kangz were kind enough to provide unprecedented access to ESPN Films to discover…The Art of the Deal. SLN GM’s live in fear of an unprompted text around 9:47 pm on a Sunday…things feel normal, then Skillz attacks. “While our pal jwoo is painstakingly mulling over Bagley deals, wanna swoop in from under him and nab him? Lol. LeBron + something.” Is it a trap? [Insert Admiral Ackbar]. If Jesse is coming after your players, you’re already fooked. If he’s trying to send you a player, are you even more fooked? Learn more about how LeBron James and Paolo Banchero can turn into Aaron Gordon and Dereck Lively this Thursday at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN.
Sorry Kid, Ya Goin’
The NDL provided behind the scenes access to the life of a kid who has no business being in the NDL. Scoot Henderson, Jaden Ivey, Isaiah Evans, Nolan Traore, and LaBaron Philon take us through how miserable life is traveling on buses in the NDL in the pursuit of gains while the stars of SLN travel in PJ’s and stay in 5 star hotels.
Do You Believe in Magic?
From the teardown of Steph/Booker/AG/Kawhi into the best Magic teams ever featuring the fruits of the teardown. We are contractually obligated by Disney to feature 1 Magic doc, and there’s never been a better time to be Magic.
Big Baller Failure
Take a look at the BBB era in full. LaVar’s rise from obscurity to an iron fisted rule generating ire across the league before finally being dethroned by a survey. Some remnants of BBB still exist, but they are few and far between.
Slim Reaper
Tyler Perry analyzes the impact of Kevin Durant spending the 2nd anniversary of SLN shooting nothing but 3-pointers over the offseason and turning into the SLN GOAT. 7 straight SLN finals appearances, 4 titles. Witness the rise of Durant.
Bye-Rie
Often traded. Follow Kyrie on an ayahuasca-filled journey across SLN and into a championship at Madison Square Garden. Kyrie’s thoughts unfiltered [by cable standards].
Fleeing Dallas
An inside look at what made Kristaps Porzingis and Joel Embiid leave Dallas. 2 offseasons in a row, 2 stars gone. What is happening in the Lone Star state.
Big Dick Promotions
The San Antonio Spurs marketing team is known for their cleverness and ingenuity with theme nights and giveaways. Gradey Dick has featured in multiple season-long campaigns and the Spurs have had a long streak of sell-outs.
Flattened!
With the lotto odds flattened, chaos has ensued. Will this create an earth-shattering change in team building away from massive tanks or will we have to pray to the gods to guide us through rebuilds?
Sleepless in Charlotte
What is it about Charlotte’s GM JBurns? He has landed the 2 best 2nd round sleepers of all-time in Primoz Brezec and Semi Ojeleye. Does Charlotte lead the league in player development or are they the best talent evaluators we’ve ever seen?
Round 2: Diamonds in the Rough
Some may say second round picks are worthless, these players would have a strong retort to that. ESPN’s Tom Rinaldi goes deep in the second round exploring careers like Jason Hart, Malik Allen, Cory Joseph, and many more.
RP: Nature’s Scarcest Resource
John Barr takes us deep in to the world or Reward Point economics. Stimmy’s, scarcity, and draft pick trade charts. Has the league gone too far, the pendulum swung to too tight of an economic policy? Maybe this was the Fed’s plan all along? Learn more about spending habits and an RP pool that has tumbled down in aggregate value and into an era with only 1 uber wealthy GM, the ever conservative Weston.
SKILLZ: Art of the Deal
After providing one of a kind behind the scenes access during the 2024 SLN Draft for a Draft Day blockbuster featuring the #2 overall pick and Dyson Daniels, the Kangz were kind enough to provide unprecedented access to ESPN Films to discover…The Art of the Deal. SLN GM’s live in fear of an unprompted text around 9:47 pm on a Sunday…things feel normal, then Skillz attacks. “While our pal jwoo is painstakingly mulling over Bagley deals, wanna swoop in from under him and nab him? Lol. LeBron + something.” Is it a trap? [Insert Admiral Ackbar]. If Jesse is coming after your players, you’re already fooked. If he’s trying to send you a player, are you even more fooked? Learn more about how LeBron James and Paolo Banchero can turn into Aaron Gordon and Dereck Lively this Thursday at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN.
Sorry Kid, Ya Goin’
The NDL provided behind the scenes access to the life of a kid who has no business being in the NDL. Scoot Henderson, Jaden Ivey, Isaiah Evans, Nolan Traore, and LaBaron Philon take us through how miserable life is traveling on buses in the NDL in the pursuit of gains while the stars of SLN travel in PJ’s and stay in 5 star hotels.
Do You Believe in Magic?
From the teardown of Steph/Booker/AG/Kawhi into the best Magic teams ever featuring the fruits of the teardown. We are contractually obligated by Disney to feature 1 Magic doc, and there’s never been a better time to be Magic.
Big Baller Failure
Take a look at the BBB era in full. LaVar’s rise from obscurity to an iron fisted rule generating ire across the league before finally being dethroned by a survey. Some remnants of BBB still exist, but they are few and far between.
Slim Reaper
Tyler Perry analyzes the impact of Kevin Durant spending the 2nd anniversary of SLN shooting nothing but 3-pointers over the offseason and turning into the SLN GOAT. 7 straight SLN finals appearances, 4 titles. Witness the rise of Durant.
Bye-Rie
Often traded. Follow Kyrie on an ayahuasca-filled journey across SLN and into a championship at Madison Square Garden. Kyrie’s thoughts unfiltered [by cable standards].
Fleeing Dallas
An inside look at what made Kristaps Porzingis and Joel Embiid leave Dallas. 2 offseasons in a row, 2 stars gone. What is happening in the Lone Star state.
Big Dick Promotions
The San Antonio Spurs marketing team is known for their cleverness and ingenuity with theme nights and giveaways. Gradey Dick has featured in multiple season-long campaigns and the Spurs have had a long streak of sell-outs.
Flattened!
With the lotto odds flattened, chaos has ensued. Will this create an earth-shattering change in team building away from massive tanks or will we have to pray to the gods to guide us through rebuilds?
Sleepless in Charlotte
What is it about Charlotte’s GM JBurns? He has landed the 2 best 2nd round sleepers of all-time in Primoz Brezec and Semi Ojeleye. Does Charlotte lead the league in player development or are they the best talent evaluators we’ve ever seen?
Round 2: Diamonds in the Rough
Some may say second round picks are worthless, these players would have a strong retort to that. ESPN’s Tom Rinaldi goes deep in the second round exploring careers like Jason Hart, Malik Allen, Cory Joseph, and many more.
RP: Nature’s Scarcest Resource
John Barr takes us deep in to the world or Reward Point economics. Stimmy’s, scarcity, and draft pick trade charts. Has the league gone too far, the pendulum swung to too tight of an economic policy? Maybe this was the Fed’s plan all along? Learn more about spending habits and an RP pool that has tumbled down in aggregate value and into an era with only 1 uber wealthy GM, the ever conservative Weston.
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