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Dahntay heard you and wants you to know he’s opening a BYOB Mexican spot in Salt Lake City.

Dollar slice, but one of the good ones. Am I officially a New Yorker now?

Josh wrote: ↑February 15th, 2024, 12:47 pm agree on most of these takes but mashed potatoes are a bottom tier potato, maybe only above a plain baked potato

amazing article!

@Matt

Indisputable Tater Rankings UPDATED

God Tier: The double fried, gyro-place-style french fries in the picture Jordo posted
S tier: Waffle Fries, Curly Fries, thin/crispy fries like five guys, Jayson Tater
A tier: Smashed potatoes, funeral potatoes, gnocchi
B tier: Latkes, tater tots, garlic mashed potatoes, hashbrowns
C tier: Patatas bravas, baked potato
D tier: potato salad, potato bread
F tier: those gross potato loafs in Czech cuisine ("dumplings")
Complete garbage tier: Wedges

Just might get that spicy chicken sanggggwich for lunch

Joe wrote: ↑February 15th, 2024, 1:37 pm

Josh wrote: ↑February 15th, 2024, 12:47 pm agree on most of these takes but mashed potatoes are a bottom tier potato, maybe only above a plain baked potato

amazing article!

@Matt

Indisputable Tater Rankings

S tier: Waffle Fries, Curly Fries, thin/crispy fries like five guys, Jayson Tater
A tier: Smashed potatoes, funeral potatoes, gnocchi
B tier: Latkes, tater tots, garlic mashed potatoes, hashbrowns
C tier: Patatas bravas, tater tots, baked potato
D tier: potato salad, potato bread
F tier: those gross potato loafs in Czech cuisine ("dumplings")
Complete garbage tier: Wedges

This is a complete abomination

Have you ever even had 5 guys fries? They’re neither thin nor crispy. Your opinion should be invalidated based on that

fully loaded wedges are the exact opposite of complete garabage

Are tater tots B or C tier!? how the rest of my day goes is dependent on this answer

going to need someone to explain the difference between smashed potatoes and mashed potatoes to me

These are honestly the only fries that matter