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Lmao this dude is the worst

Kyries a victim! The whole worlds out to get him!

DETROIT (AP) -- Early news out of Detroit this morning, after reports indicated that the San Antonio Spurs were awarded the JR Smith waiver claim, is star player Kyrie Irving is extremely unhappy with his front office for not bringing the sharpshooting veteran Smith to the Pistons.

When the waiver process was explained to Irving he simply responded, "Man that doesn't change the fact that he can just be here, man, like just get it done."

Any further attempt to explain how it works were unsuccessful.

This is coming after the major move Detroit made to bring three-time champion and active SLN legend, Dirk Nowitzki, sending Greg Oden to Seattle. The move also sees veteran anchor, DeSagana Diop joining the squad with Brandon Roy, Carlos Arroyo, and freshly drafted Dion Waiters heading to Seattle.

When asked about his thoughts on the move, Irving told reporters, "I mean, I thought we were building a good thing here, but I guess we'll see how it goes."

After the résumés of new teammates Nowitzki and Diop were brought up, Irving responded, "This is a new year. As far as I'm concerned, we're starting at 0."

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Jigsaw back in his bag

ashes wrote: ↑March 21st, 2024, 1:58 pm When the waiver process was explained to Irving he simply responded, "Man that doesn't change the fact that he can just be here, man, like just get it done."

Any further attempt to explain how it works were unsuccessful.

literally kyrie

Ashes is a diabolical genius!

“3 RINGS DONT MEAN SHIT IM A FUCKING Dawg”

-Kyrie probably

Kyrie seems so fun! I would overpay for him immensely for fun!

DETROIT (AP) -- With All-Star Break coming to a close and half the season in the books, the eyes are on the standings. The Pistons at 21-21 and out of the playoffs. A few troublesome reports were quick to point out the Sonics are 27-11 and still battling for a top seed in the West. This, of course, is in reference to the massive shake-up trade that saw young Detroit star, Greg Oden, being exchanged for seasoned champ, Dirk Nowitzki.

When asked, Kyrie tried to appear nonchalant responding, "I got no comment man. But something has to change."

The implications aren't clear, but the speculation will grow...

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