Sim League Nirvana

1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
Felt this draft was a three player draft did what was necessary to capitalize on the insane luck we received in the lottery and trade up from 4 to 3. The top 3 could’ve went a number of ways. At first, I was leaning towards picking the point guard who likely has 100 potential but as I thought about the landscape of the league, I felt I needed to go with a power forward and thought David Moudouyi was player pure power forward, but as I consulted my beautiful soon to be wife she said very bluntly “I just feel like if you don’t take Jacky Hyde you’re going to regret not taking Jacky Hyde. And you can still take the guy Wes doesn’t take.” And that was that.

2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
Cannot be happier for the Hawks. Learn as much about Jackie Hyde as I can.

3. Thoughts on TC?
Good TC’s from the entire team please. Will be watching to see if Cameron boozer reaches A ratings where it counts.

4. Who wins each division and WHY?

Atlantic: I have no idea
Central: Hawks?
Midwest: Spurs. Jordo.
Pacific: Shai, Rui, and the Lakers

5. Come up with a creative article idea! Might do some kind of Article of the Year RP award if we get some more content.
throwback articles gassing up old teams from a specific year and set the landscape for nostalgic reasons.

6. Who's the most disappointing NDL project in your franchise's history?

RIP tractor
…
Jase Richardson stinks

7. Make up a name for a draftee that would have made the top 10 names in this draft.
Benjamin Button.


8. Who's the best non-rookie deal, non-max value-per-dollar player in the league?
Darius Adams

9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).
Vrabel Maye be the

10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations. K-pop demon hunters

Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season

2030-31 Offseason Questionnaire: Warriors

1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.
Fun draft. Thought Moudouyi was going #2. Wanted Tomarri at 11 but JWoo ruined my dreams. Really good PG draft overall imo. Havnt really delved through individual drafts yet to speak on anyone. I was going Ockerman or Plump at 17 and im super hyped i got PLUMPED. Im gonna have a lot of fun with that name lmao.

2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?
REBOUNDING REBOUDNING MEBOUNDING REBOUNDING. Jesse hooked it up w an easy trade for Clingan. Can i SC damp this offszn? HOPE SO. Need depth and backups to round the squad out. I cant waste Boogie and Ant being the filthiest backcourt in the league again.

3. Thoughts on TC?
WE SHALL SEE!

4. Who wins each division and WHY?

Atlantic:Bulls. I wonder how much influence the Nets retirings have on the squad. Always like Orlando bc Merv figured out the game but i feel like Beckham is about to go Brazyyy.
Central:Raptors. I wanna go CAVS or the Bucks but cant deny the inevitable.
Midwest:Grizzlies. Its them or the Spurs atm but Grizzlies FC should take them over the top.
Pacific:Lakers. GX built a team that is ready to dominate.

5. Come up with a creative article idea! Might do some kind of Article of the Year RP award if we get some more content.
I would if i could. I need RP and cant think of dick.

6. Who's the most disappointing NDL project in your franchise's history?
Trey Lyles. Yeah he was the first name to come to my mind. Just never evolved even w camps.

7. Make up a name for a draftee that would have made the top 10 names in this draft.
Boo Boo Bongo

8. Who's the best non-rookie deal, non-max value-per-dollar player in the league?
Ron Chon Holland

9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).

10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.

Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season

1. Draft thoughts? Sleepers, busts, your draft, other drafts, whatever.

Jacky Hyde sounds like a ragtime singer later revealed to be a state asset. Cannon Washington sounds like a George Clinton side project. Pierre Rondo plays Connect 4 while twirling his mustache. Robert Plump III, pronounced like aye aye aye.

2. How do you feel about your offseason, and what are your goals for this coming season?

We won a franchise-best 62 games last season, and nearly made our second Finals (Anthony “Cashew Accident” Davis has seen such brutality, outside of his sabbatical as a federal sorcerer). The one goal this season is to make it to the Finals — excuse me, though chill out, the cough sounds bad but it’s totally simulated — ah, the Final Season of Weeds.

3. Thoughts on TC?

Kittles believes in Nijaun Harris. I believe in Nijaun Harris. Everyone believes in him, except for his dumb family. Also, Luka TC grades aren’t real. He’s going to stay like this forever, like the moon.

4. Who wins each division and WHY?

Central: Raptors, even though Jeremy cut his Ashes payment down to $150/month
Atlantic: Magic, Scoot is a scooter
Midwest: Spurs, they’re always good, and Jordo knows ball — Garibaldi
Pacific: Lake Show, the Weeds of SLN programming

5. Come up with a creative article idea! Might do some kind of Article of the Year RP award if we get some more content.

Every sim team as a current real team. By hook or by crook, ya know?

6. Who's the most disappointing NDL project in your franchise's history?

TJ Ford. I put a lot into him — mainly wet willies and Q-tip pranks

7. Make up a name for a draftee that would have made the top 10 names in this draft.

Olivier Nuzzee

8. Who's the best non-rookie deal, non-max value-per-dollar player in the league?

Nijaun Harris

9. Thoughts on your real life sports team(s).

Dart to Nabers, in time. Simmers and saimts.

10. Movies, TV, books, games, whatever recommendations.

I’m reading James Joyce’s Dubliners, every poem is kinda “this man has a soft sadness, now he’s drinking at the tavern, and the village pervert is at it again o’er yonder. Ireland is beautiful”

Voodoo and Brown Sugar, forever

Bonus: add a pic/gif of how you feel about your season

You can’t see it (I DECLINED THE COOKIE PRIVACY STUFF) but it’s a photo of Kittles and I, rocking Cooper Flagg in a baby carriage

Olivier Nuzzee

jwoo wrote: November 26th, 2025, 5:33 pmOlivier Nuzzee

B C+ D+ C D- A

SWAMP STEVEN wrote: November 26th, 2025, 5:45 pm

jwoo wrote: November 26th, 2025, 5:33 pmOlivier Nuzzee

B C+ D+ C D- A

BAD at rebounding??