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Joe wrote: February 8th, 2025, 3:26 pm
Jordo wrote: February 8th, 2025, 3:16 pm
jwoo wrote: February 8th, 2025, 12:02 pm

he was doin what chuck?
The Dallas Bonks led by Josh Giddey
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The bonk police demands he starts
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I think the Bonk police should be an RP job
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Jordo wrote: February 8th, 2025, 3:42 pm I think the Bonk police should be an RP job
As bonk commissioner I agree and will be requesting a W-2 this year
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Bonk police committee
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forgot how much i hate tanking
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Warriors roll squad deep... lotta depth on that squad
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Post by quady »

Some nice things in Portland so far:

Rudy's rebounding TC bumps seems real, he's doing 13+ per 36 now. Pretty elite butt when you throw in the 5+ stocks
Rudy maybe taught Trezl how to block shots? Montrezl has doubled his block rate over the last four or five seasons and is third in the league in blocks now
I'm afraid of speaking too soon, but Jerian Grant has been playing like a genuine star so far, shooting 50/45/84 on neutral turnovers and steals
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Some less nice things:

Lauri gone fishing
Wendell Carter stinks
Darius Bazley would be a perfect backup 3/4/5 on this roster
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quady wrote: February 9th, 2025, 6:55 am Some nice things in Portland so far:

Rudy's rebounding TC bumps seems real, he's doing 13+ per 36 now. Pretty elite butt when you throw in the 5+ stocks
Rudy maybe taught Trezl how to block shots? Montrezl has doubled his block rate over the last four or five seasons and is third in the league in blocks now
I'm afraid of speaking too soon, but Jerian Grant has been playing like a genuine star so far, shooting 50/45/84 on neutral turnovers and steals
Jeez seeing this about Rudy and Trezl makes everything about JJJ worse
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