Sim League Nirvana

Boredo wrote: March 25th, 2025, 9:57 am Spurs Marketing Team announces in lieu of a playoff "push," the team will be organizing a playoff "thrust" night. First 5,000 fans will receive a Gradey Dick towel.

ahh towel thrusting - brings me back to the sixth grade

chuma heard the talk from boston https://www.simleaguenirvana.com/boxes/109-2.html

for an IRL power forward patrick williams is a god awful rebounder

pacers wrote: March 25th, 2025, 11:29 am chuma heard the talk from boston https://www.simleaguenirvana.com/boxes/109-2.html

lol I was waiting for you to post this

Oof

pacers wrote: March 25th, 2025, 11:31 am for an IRL power forward patrick williams is a god awful rebounder

Well he fuckin sucks in real life too

The Cade PG experiment has been fun.

The good games are really good, e.g. 32 on 72.1% TS with 6 rebounds, 11 assists, and neutral steals:TO in a big win against the Bucks

https://www.simleaguenirvana.com/boxes/100-3.html

But then the bad games are really bad, eg 16 points on meh shooting splits but 6 TOs against the 76ers. We still won but those TOs are just ugly

https://www.simleaguenirvana.com/boxes/110-7.html

Bazley is so nice though. Look at this beauty against the Mavs. 17 boards, 8 blocks, and 2 steals. Bad shooting night for him but otherwise wow

https://www.simleaguenirvana.com/boxes/103-10.html

good news, our rebounding and defense is dope
bad news, we need to score more

shocked pikachu face

Overall team stats with largely the exact same DC with Cade running at PG for 36 games:

118.9ppg vs 116.9oppg (+2.0)
55.9rpg vs 55.8orpg (+0.1)
16.4 stocks vs 15.4 opponent stocks (+1.0)
12.5TOs vs 12.5 oTOs (neutral)
46.3%FG, 41.6%3P, 78.7%FT, 54.8%TS vs 45.0%/40.9%/80.3%/53.6%

So winning in nearly every statistical category but went 16-20 over that stretch, so feels like some bad luck