Seattle gets SuperBallz Deep into Big Market Branding - Lonzo Blurb

[SoNicks]

Once… we were the Seattle SuperSadness… The Pacific Northwest's Dumpster, lit on fire with the fury of the ginger. But from the fires of Mount Sonick, spurned the rings to rule the dynasty. These three rings were formed by a young prospect named Dirk Nowitzki. He scored 50ppg in his second game or something. He gave hope to a man that had none. He whispered sweet nothings into the darkness. He convinced a GM that IF he deserved an SLN player like Dirk, then maybe he deserves a wife like Mrs. Sonick. He spoke of a prophecy, like Lisan al Gaib. He spoke that he would rise and become the most terrible baller in all the realms. He would conquer the land thrice. And from the victories, and the pain that fed them, he would craft three Great Rings for the House of Sonicks. The rings were admired by all! For the city of Seattle saw its population skyrocket at an unprecedented rate. Such wealth and immigration found its way into the city. During the decade of Dirk, and the one that's followed, the city has seen construction at a frankly annoying level. I cant even get my driver to take me to the helipad anymore. It takes like 15 minutes with all of the work arounds. Dirk had to buy me a piece of property just out of the city for goodness sake! But regardless, the chopper ride into the city is fantastic now, its a marvel that in nearly 20 years, Seattle has reached the size of LA. As the Dark lord retired into the great halls of SLNs HOF GrandPappies, he cast his three rings deep into the draft. One could say Balls deep. Three Rings… Three Balls… And so it was foretold. He who wanted a Ring would draft the First Ball-Ring!

The First Ball is collected. The First Dragon Ball! And what i wish for is Lonzo Ball Branding in Seattle. We are the SSS, which if youre kinda blind or drunk or something, could just as easily be BBB on the keyboard. Beattle BuperBalls. Seattle Baller Brand. Big SuperBalls. Baller SuperSadness. Lonzo FUCKS. Dirk signed up Lavar ball to be coach Day 1 lets light this powder keg! Call us Elton, CUZ WERE ON BRAND NOW. Lonzo is our man. He will be our Starting SG all season long!!! Also... how literal do we think Ashes was when he was talking about being down with branding…?

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[Joe]

Grade: 125RP