SwampSurvey 3B – GM Poll
Posted: October 3rd, 2024, 2:41 pm
Part two, better known as PART USTED, so that all these lovely answers don’t get buried in one long post. Steven “Running Outside, Living Inside” Griffin-Davis with the rest:
Who is the swaggiest SLN player in league history?
BOBAN MARJANOVIC 2
HAKEEM OLAJUWON 2
LOU WILLIAMS 2
OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES: AL JEFFERSON, BRENDAN GULICK, CARON BUTLER, JAMAL CRAWFORD, LATRELL SPREWELL, SLAVA MEDVEDENKO, TRACY MCGRADY, TONY PARKER, YAO MING
Boban to-date: 23.6 points, 11.4 rebounds, 1.9 stocks, 49.2 from the field and 89.6 from the line. His ears are the size of a human heart, in an animated movie where the main character falls madly in love and goes AWOOOOGA all the time! Boban also has two rings, and could be on his way to a third. Quite simply, the man is onomatopoeia-worthy.
Hakeem Olajuwon wore Ray Bans in-game, and owned at least four different leather jackets. He named one of the jackets “Hakeem.” Lou Williams keeps adding to his girlfriend club, and sells white-labeled lemon pepper spray cologne by the vat in Texas. Al Jefferson was cast as “Popular Kid 2” in a Disney Channel Original Simulated Movie. Latrell Sprewell wears chokers, ambitious but tasteful. Slava got paid, and money = swag. Tony Parker left his simulated wife for simulated Evan Longoria, who in the simulated baseball universe has Manny Ramirez’s original bravado. Yao Ming in a XXXXXXL teal zip-up is hellenic beauty.
What should we actually do for our league meet up?
All go golfing at that massive Vermont Airbnb that can house most if not all the league and has a private golf course in the backyard
Polycule
Vegas
Galaxy gas party
Live offseason
Rent a hotel ballroom, get food catered, sim an entire season and draft in one weekend while all mandatorily wearing team polos
SLN bender
Either go to Austin or fly Ashes out somewhere
Brooklyn Bowl
Full season/offseason. One weekend. Lottery is winner of multi-game beer olympics. Including SLN Jeopardy, Woo’s Wacky Wackamole, and everyone’s favorite, The Swamp. All of this might get us kicked out of hotel
Rent a big airbnb in the middle of nowhere, bring booze, weed and drugs, and just play a bunch of yard games
Something at a bar
NY or Chicago and private dinner at a steakhouse
Go-cart racing and drink around the world at Epcot in Orlando
Pick up basketball, live finals sim, live draft with pick clocks and extra incentives for draft trades
Battle rap
Go to the cockfighting pits in Mexico City
Vermont is for lovers; we are fighters. I originally read it as “rent a hotel bathroom, get food catered, sim an entire season and draft while all mandatorily wearing team polos.” I am personally not allowed back in Austin after I stole the lil x in SxSW. Weed AND drugs, I catch your drift. If it’s a steakhouse, we need the ludicrous ones that rappers go to in Dubai that have the suitcases and the smoke shooters and the boobs. Epcot is good. Cockfighting is bad. No one suggested THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME - HUNT FOR MAN…atees. They’re slow and stupid, so it’s actually kinda easy. I would win the beer games, and lose the keys to the Airbnb.
Your life depends on an SLN elevator pitch to a comely but incredibly damp executive. Sell it quick - why do we do this, why do we care?
A group of guys. We’re all across the country but we use our Fantasy role playing sports ball league. In fact we could roll play! You be the damp water, I’ll be the motor boat
Dungeons and Dragons for the NBA. And there are actual dragons!
Cosplaying front office executives. Fantasy basketball on steroids - normal fantasy sports won’t ever scratch the itch again
WAT????
Ever wanted to run a sports franchise? Get real reps here
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller
Are you familiar with Swamp Storyz?
Sir/Ma’am, three words, Butts Butts Butts. The lasagna variety. They are stockier than that obese 8 year old. Lemme tell yuh, you’re not moving that bowling ball. Butts aren't your thing? More of a pace & space kind of person…respect. SLN can feed those needs as well
An organization ran by a technical, computer, simulating god of sorts currently has an opening. You in?
Because we are freaks and in 2024, being normal isn’t cool, being freaks is cool
Idk it’s like you’re in the Matrix.
Are you a nerd? I have just the thing for you
Think simulation but with drugs. The opiate of bond trading. Instant feedback, tons of dopamine
Do it for the love of the game and for bragging rights against internet strangers
In a world where Darko is good and the Bullets still exist…
Friendship
There are good ships and wood ships, ships that sail the sea, but the best ships are…pontoons, because they sound like a euphemism for the nasty nast.
Who is the swaggiest SLN player in league history?
BOBAN MARJANOVIC 2
HAKEEM OLAJUWON 2
LOU WILLIAMS 2
OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES: AL JEFFERSON, BRENDAN GULICK, CARON BUTLER, JAMAL CRAWFORD, LATRELL SPREWELL, SLAVA MEDVEDENKO, TRACY MCGRADY, TONY PARKER, YAO MING
Boban to-date: 23.6 points, 11.4 rebounds, 1.9 stocks, 49.2 from the field and 89.6 from the line. His ears are the size of a human heart, in an animated movie where the main character falls madly in love and goes AWOOOOGA all the time! Boban also has two rings, and could be on his way to a third. Quite simply, the man is onomatopoeia-worthy.
Hakeem Olajuwon wore Ray Bans in-game, and owned at least four different leather jackets. He named one of the jackets “Hakeem.” Lou Williams keeps adding to his girlfriend club, and sells white-labeled lemon pepper spray cologne by the vat in Texas. Al Jefferson was cast as “Popular Kid 2” in a Disney Channel Original Simulated Movie. Latrell Sprewell wears chokers, ambitious but tasteful. Slava got paid, and money = swag. Tony Parker left his simulated wife for simulated Evan Longoria, who in the simulated baseball universe has Manny Ramirez’s original bravado. Yao Ming in a XXXXXXL teal zip-up is hellenic beauty.
What should we actually do for our league meet up?
All go golfing at that massive Vermont Airbnb that can house most if not all the league and has a private golf course in the backyard
Polycule
Vegas
Galaxy gas party
Live offseason
Rent a hotel ballroom, get food catered, sim an entire season and draft in one weekend while all mandatorily wearing team polos
SLN bender
Either go to Austin or fly Ashes out somewhere
Brooklyn Bowl
Full season/offseason. One weekend. Lottery is winner of multi-game beer olympics. Including SLN Jeopardy, Woo’s Wacky Wackamole, and everyone’s favorite, The Swamp. All of this might get us kicked out of hotel
Rent a big airbnb in the middle of nowhere, bring booze, weed and drugs, and just play a bunch of yard games
Something at a bar
NY or Chicago and private dinner at a steakhouse
Go-cart racing and drink around the world at Epcot in Orlando
Pick up basketball, live finals sim, live draft with pick clocks and extra incentives for draft trades
Battle rap
Go to the cockfighting pits in Mexico City
Vermont is for lovers; we are fighters. I originally read it as “rent a hotel bathroom, get food catered, sim an entire season and draft while all mandatorily wearing team polos.” I am personally not allowed back in Austin after I stole the lil x in SxSW. Weed AND drugs, I catch your drift. If it’s a steakhouse, we need the ludicrous ones that rappers go to in Dubai that have the suitcases and the smoke shooters and the boobs. Epcot is good. Cockfighting is bad. No one suggested THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME - HUNT FOR MAN…atees. They’re slow and stupid, so it’s actually kinda easy. I would win the beer games, and lose the keys to the Airbnb.
Your life depends on an SLN elevator pitch to a comely but incredibly damp executive. Sell it quick - why do we do this, why do we care?
A group of guys. We’re all across the country but we use our Fantasy role playing sports ball league. In fact we could roll play! You be the damp water, I’ll be the motor boat
Dungeons and Dragons for the NBA. And there are actual dragons!
Cosplaying front office executives. Fantasy basketball on steroids - normal fantasy sports won’t ever scratch the itch again
WAT????
Ever wanted to run a sports franchise? Get real reps here
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller
Are you familiar with Swamp Storyz?
Sir/Ma’am, three words, Butts Butts Butts. The lasagna variety. They are stockier than that obese 8 year old. Lemme tell yuh, you’re not moving that bowling ball. Butts aren't your thing? More of a pace & space kind of person…respect. SLN can feed those needs as well
An organization ran by a technical, computer, simulating god of sorts currently has an opening. You in?
Because we are freaks and in 2024, being normal isn’t cool, being freaks is cool
Idk it’s like you’re in the Matrix.
Are you a nerd? I have just the thing for you
Think simulation but with drugs. The opiate of bond trading. Instant feedback, tons of dopamine
Do it for the love of the game and for bragging rights against internet strangers
In a world where Darko is good and the Bullets still exist…
Friendship
There are good ships and wood ships, ships that sail the sea, but the best ships are…pontoons, because they sound like a euphemism for the nasty nast.