Sim League Nirvana

The Board is pleased to announce that majority ownership of SLN has been purchased by a highly motivated, experienced third-party who intends to return the league to greatness. While the Board will retain its current structure and form, we are issuing full operational control, effective immediately, to the new majority owner.

Also, effective immediately, we have reversed all previous infractions/bans. The Board is excited to welcome new owner and Commissioner, LaVar Ball. We look forward to moving beyond the mistakes of the past and taking this new step for the league.

Welcome!

-The Board

No time to waste. This is exactly the step BBB was looking to take, and when the opportunity presented itself, I couldn't sit back and let this great league fail. Time to have some fun.

What the sigma

FROM THE SWAMP: LaVar Ball is permanently banned from two separate townships on the Jersey Shore. But he’s also incorporated three new townships in the western part of the state, including Lego Prosciutto (fifth in county GDP) and Huge Pussy (Fetty Wap’s autonomous city). So he’s a net positive here, at least so far…