The Big Baller League WINNERS AND LOSERS
Posted: November 11th, 2024, 9:42 am
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Winners and Losers of the Big Baller League
Okay, let’s sort through all the rubble.Winners and Losers of the Big Baller League
Winner: Ashes
Like or dislike the covid era, Ashes once again solidifies himself as the most creative and committed Commish any league has ever seen. This shit is NUTS and I can’t imagine how much extra work this will take. What a legend.
Loser: O6
Quickly supplanted by THE BOARD, and then subsequently the ANTI BOARD, and then LaVar Ball, it appears like the O6 have lost all control over the rules and direction of the league. The Neocon era is over. Some spotted these old men shouting at clouds in a panic this morning. Ever the traditionalists, rumors are swirling that select few may opt to rejoin leagues of the past.
Winner: Podcast Hosts and Gamers
New Media is winning out! These democratic mediums have gained steam and circumstantial evidence suggests that Gawd is listening to them.
Winner: Ralph and Heimer
The two teams that made the finals, benefitting from stupid RNG flu dice rolls proper hygiene and social distancing, ALSO can double up on their winnings and add freebies to already elite teams.
Loser: Teams that got fucked by stupid RNG flu dice rolls poor hygiene improper social distancing
Once holding onto the idea that there may be some sort of resim or compensation for damages, the Celtics, Kings and others will remember untimely flu outbreaks – receiving no added benefit in the Big Baller bubble bracket.
Winner: Being …. kind of bad?
The Hornets and Nets receive disproportionately WILD upper tail outcomes for being…like…kind of bad? As the leaders in the clubhouse in the Chump bracket, they are in the driver’s seat to receive real upgrades and rewards. Congrats to Jburns and Steven.
Loser: Being…almost good?
The Clippers, Warriors, Cavs and Bulls get to participate in the Big Baller playoffs…which is to say, they won’t have a real opportunity for upgrades / rewards. Suck it!!
Loser: Big Tankers
Finally, incentives that make sense! The biggest tankers pretty much have no shot at any upgrades/rewards.
Winner:The #11 draft pick in the 2020 SLN/Big Baller draft.
Say hi to that +10 potential!!!
Losers: 2018 and 2019 Rookies Drafted 14-60
After an influx of development points over the last two seasons, the NDL is DONE! Tough break for some recent young players and the teams who were hoping to develop them.
Winner: SoNicks
]Owner of Lonzo Ball, the boards are what one imagines to be Nick’s wet fever dream
Loser: The future price of a gallon of milk
The Fed can’t see it yet, but smarter men can, that ratings the costs of goods will go up due to an influx of rewards into the economy. This may anger some and by 2024 we could see the reemergence of new / old /some may say foul-mouthed (@ Joe?) leadership.
Winner: Easton
A change in direction to our Pick Em Czar? Will anti-Weston finally now leverage himself and trade RP’s willy-nilly? One can dream!
Loser: The Sim League
Not sure what this is.
Winner: The Nirvana
But it’s fun!