The Los Angeles Ballers are pleased to report that Kyrie Irving has agreed to receive the vaccine
Posted: December 18th, 2024, 11:14 am
After most of the season of avoiding the vaccine, Kyrie Irving has finally taken the plunge. In true Kyrie fashion, it wasn’t a normal clinic visit.
Sources say Kyrie requested calming music, dimmed lights, and a small bonsai tree in the room to “channel focused energy.” Before the shot, he paused and said, “I need a moment to thank the cosmos for guiding me here.” The nurse waited patiently before giving him the shot, and Kyrie nodded afterward, saying, “That wasn’t just a vaccine—that was a reset for my spirit.”
When asked why he decided to do it now, Kyrie replied, “It wasn’t about science or pressure. It just felt like the universe was telling me the time was now. Plus, losing Paul George right before the playoffs made me realize I can’t let anything stop me from being on the court for my team.”
With PG’s season-ending injury shocking the team, Kyrie’s teammates were relieved to have him fully cleared. One player commented, “We need all the help we can get, and if Kyrie’s locked in, we’ve got a shot.”
As for Kyrie? He left the clinic holding his bonsai tree and said, “This is just the beginning. The playoffs are coming, and I’m ready to lead.”
@The Board @LaVar
Sources say Kyrie requested calming music, dimmed lights, and a small bonsai tree in the room to “channel focused energy.” Before the shot, he paused and said, “I need a moment to thank the cosmos for guiding me here.” The nurse waited patiently before giving him the shot, and Kyrie nodded afterward, saying, “That wasn’t just a vaccine—that was a reset for my spirit.”
When asked why he decided to do it now, Kyrie replied, “It wasn’t about science or pressure. It just felt like the universe was telling me the time was now. Plus, losing Paul George right before the playoffs made me realize I can’t let anything stop me from being on the court for my team.”
With PG’s season-ending injury shocking the team, Kyrie’s teammates were relieved to have him fully cleared. One player commented, “We need all the help we can get, and if Kyrie’s locked in, we’ve got a shot.”
As for Kyrie? He left the clinic holding his bonsai tree and said, “This is just the beginning. The playoffs are coming, and I’m ready to lead.”
@The Board @LaVar
