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Jesse
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From the #GURU Head of Scouting who brought you Kris Clack, Boban Marjanovic, Rui Hachimura & Isaac Bonga*, who wants to be the next beneficiary of the dumbass GM/Owner who is too impatient to oversee the development of promising YOUTHS:

Instead of tanking for 4 seasons for a high pick, take a better lottery ticket: a Stockton KANG!

609 Aleksej Pokusevski PF 20 7'0'' 190 C+ B C C+ C B
597 John Konchar SF 25 6'5'' 210 B- B- C B C+ B
554 Brandon Boston Jr. SG 20 6'7'' 185 B- B C C+ C- B
546 Miles McBride PG 21 6'2'' 200 C B C C+ D+ B

Let's deal!!!!!



*no need to look up any other Kings draft history

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1. **Trade Agreement**: By engaging in trade negotiations, both parties agree to the terms set forth in the trade agreement, recognizing that all player statistics and performance projections are subject to variability due to factors such as injuries, team dynamics, and unforeseen circumstances.

2. **Performance Variability**: The league acknowledges that player performance may not align with previous statistics or expectations. Therefore, the acquiring team understands that they may not receive the projected value or performance level initially anticipated during the trade discussions.

3. **No Recourse for Underperformance**: Should the acquired player underperform or fail to meet the standards expected at the time of the trade, the acquiring team acknowledges that they have no recourse for reimbursement or reversal of the trade.

4. **Acknowledgment of Risk**: By participating in trades, all teams acknowledge the inherent risks involved in fantasy sports trading and accept full responsibility for the outcomes resulting from their trade decisions.

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Warranty disclaimer did not exist when I made the Tony Parker trade, I now assume I have a significant legal foothold from which to file suit. Skillz will be hearing from my representation
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Poku is worth 5 Bobans and a Clack
Celtics ah the balls

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