Sim League Nirvana

This has been by far the most challenging day in my professional life. I understood that my skull was broken and I was facing a crossroads in my evolution as a player and as a man, and that extremely difficult things would happen to me. What I didn’t truly understand, however, was the range of emotions I would feel during this process. Turns out the Magic have this Skele-gro shit they got at Harry Potter world and now my skull is totally fine? It’s dope because now I can hoop again.

The primary mandate I had for myself in this league was to win titles. For some reason it didn’t really happen for me in Milwaukee. We tried everything, but I think I needed those hard losses so I can become the man I am today in Atlanta. It was in Atlanta when Hawkleheimer and Tony Scrony took me to Magic City where I had these life changing lemon pepper wings that I had an epiphany. What if…I just scored every time? So simple right? It took them strippers in the 404 to unlock that for me. After 3 titles, Jake came to me and said, “Kevin, I couldn’t have achieved these heights without you, but I think it’s best for the franchise to set you free and send you home.” I’m from Washington, D.C. but it was Atlanta that truly raised me. It taught me so much about family as well as what it means to be a GOAT. The memories and friendships are something that go far beyond the game. These relationships are what made leaving so challenging.

Then I went home and delivered a title for Weston. How did he treat me for this accomplishment? Yeah, he fuckin’ traded me when I broke my skull laying out for a loose ball for this man. It was heart breaking. It pains me to know I will disappoint so many people with this choice, but I believe I am doing what I feel is the right thing at this point in my life and my playing career.

With this in mind, I’ve taken some Skele-gro and joined forces with Rui Hachimura in the world of Disney. Play that motherfuckin' song y'all

who tf is jake ?

lol more of these please

Someone AI check this please, no way Merv has those calligraphy skills in addition to his GMing

Grade: 150 RP