HAKEEM OLAJUWON
Posted: February 16th, 2024, 9:01 am
5th Pick in the OG Draft. SLN Champion. Websters definition of D It is with great pleasure that we announce the induction of Hakeem Olajuwon into Nirvana's Honorary Hall of Fame. Olajuwon's exceptional talent and undeniable impact on the league have earned him a permanent place among the GOATs.
Olajuwon was born in Lagos, Nigeria in 1963 and later moved to Houston, Texas where he attended the University of Houston. He was selected by the Houston Rockets with the first overall pick in the 1984 NBA Draft and spent the majority of his illustrious career with the franchise. But this was not that Olajuwon. This Hakeem was born in the loins of a heralded AI Interface. A man who was a machine. A machine who will burn your team to the ground with his all powerful TCs. A manchine who will burn your title aspirations with the flip of his injury wrist. This Hakeem Olajuwon sprung from the great bulging sack of the only man capable of rising from the Ashes. Our sim lord loves the Rockets like Harden loves strippers and titties.
Olajuwon's on-court accomplishments are numerous and impressive. He was one time NBA Champion and Playoff MVP, a six time NBA All-Star, and the SLN's Most Valuable Player in 1996 and 1997. He is the only non PG to win the accolade till this point. He was equally dominant on the defensive end of the floor, earning 5 NBA All-Defensive Team selections and won 4 Defensive Player of the year to contribute to his 6 all first and all second teams combined. This man STACKED the accolades and made the all star game every year since the leagues inception.
Olajuwon's signature move, the "Dream Shake," was a testament to his incredible footwork and ability to score in a variety of ways. But it also would foreshadow his journey throughout his time in the SLN as he would almost annually shake up the league with a blockbuster trade, giving a new GM a dream of a title. Kings, Raptors, Blazers, and Kings once again. What a journey for this man as his dominance transcended the scheme he was on. A man born to lead, Jesse aka Cowbell Kingdom aka Mr Pinkman aka The only man to make a real NBA draft pick choice aka Braxton aka Jesse Divac the goat was the only man to get over the hump with our first HOF SLN great. After being blessed with a Top 6 OG Draft pick, Jesse’s short 2yr time with Hakeem was marked with dominance and accolades. Hakeem was the man on top, winning MVPx2, DPOYx2, FMVP and Sim League champion. Doug Collin’s shit from The Last Dance.
Olajuwon's impact on the league goes beyond his impressive statistics and accolades. He revolutionized the center position with his versatile skill set and ability to play both inside and outside the paint. He makes everyone doubt that there will ever be a sim league forward who will even come close. For even the greatest of prospects are at the mercy of TCs. These 6 years of dominance is unparalleled and we will not see its likes again in the SLN. He paved the way for future big men standard as to how to dominate the box score and simulations, and win at the highest level. In a league rife with Guard and Wing dominance, we have been taught the valuable lesson that some big men burn with a fiery passion, and leave only the Ashes of their enemies in their wake. In just 459 games, he won all those accolades, averaged 24PPG, 12 Rbds, and 5.25 STOCKs. He is, and always will be the thiccest Ass in league history my friend. Good night sweet prince!
Jayant and I have already declared this man is the first Member of the Sim League Nirvana Hall of Fame. He is Ashes’ favorite player, I have spoken.
But I do not want to cheat Hakeem of this well deserved honor by leaving any doubt in the minds of the haters. @jayant and I have FINALLY devised our method to evaluate SLN HOF candidates. Despite barely playing enough games to even qualify in the first place, he still crushed our criteria with flying colors.
With that I present the first vote for the SLN HOF! GM’s Please cast your votes by Allstar break:17-0! He's in
Olajuwon was born in Lagos, Nigeria in 1963 and later moved to Houston, Texas where he attended the University of Houston. He was selected by the Houston Rockets with the first overall pick in the 1984 NBA Draft and spent the majority of his illustrious career with the franchise. But this was not that Olajuwon. This Hakeem was born in the loins of a heralded AI Interface. A man who was a machine. A machine who will burn your team to the ground with his all powerful TCs. A manchine who will burn your title aspirations with the flip of his injury wrist. This Hakeem Olajuwon sprung from the great bulging sack of the only man capable of rising from the Ashes. Our sim lord loves the Rockets like Harden loves strippers and titties.
Olajuwon's on-court accomplishments are numerous and impressive. He was one time NBA Champion and Playoff MVP, a six time NBA All-Star, and the SLN's Most Valuable Player in 1996 and 1997. He is the only non PG to win the accolade till this point. He was equally dominant on the defensive end of the floor, earning 5 NBA All-Defensive Team selections and won 4 Defensive Player of the year to contribute to his 6 all first and all second teams combined. This man STACKED the accolades and made the all star game every year since the leagues inception.
Olajuwon's signature move, the "Dream Shake," was a testament to his incredible footwork and ability to score in a variety of ways. But it also would foreshadow his journey throughout his time in the SLN as he would almost annually shake up the league with a blockbuster trade, giving a new GM a dream of a title. Kings, Raptors, Blazers, and Kings once again. What a journey for this man as his dominance transcended the scheme he was on. A man born to lead, Jesse aka Cowbell Kingdom aka Mr Pinkman aka The only man to make a real NBA draft pick choice aka Braxton aka Jesse Divac the goat was the only man to get over the hump with our first HOF SLN great. After being blessed with a Top 6 OG Draft pick, Jesse’s short 2yr time with Hakeem was marked with dominance and accolades. Hakeem was the man on top, winning MVPx2, DPOYx2, FMVP and Sim League champion. Doug Collin’s shit from The Last Dance.
Olajuwon's impact on the league goes beyond his impressive statistics and accolades. He revolutionized the center position with his versatile skill set and ability to play both inside and outside the paint. He makes everyone doubt that there will ever be a sim league forward who will even come close. For even the greatest of prospects are at the mercy of TCs. These 6 years of dominance is unparalleled and we will not see its likes again in the SLN. He paved the way for future big men standard as to how to dominate the box score and simulations, and win at the highest level. In a league rife with Guard and Wing dominance, we have been taught the valuable lesson that some big men burn with a fiery passion, and leave only the Ashes of their enemies in their wake. In just 459 games, he won all those accolades, averaged 24PPG, 12 Rbds, and 5.25 STOCKs. He is, and always will be the thiccest Ass in league history my friend. Good night sweet prince!
Jayant and I have already declared this man is the first Member of the Sim League Nirvana Hall of Fame. He is Ashes’ favorite player, I have spoken.
But I do not want to cheat Hakeem of this well deserved honor by leaving any doubt in the minds of the haters. @jayant and I have FINALLY devised our method to evaluate SLN HOF candidates. Despite barely playing enough games to even qualify in the first place, he still crushed our criteria with flying colors.
With that I present the first vote for the SLN HOF! GM’s Please cast your votes by Allstar break:17-0! He's in