Cavs Offseason - wouldnt mind shedding a little cap or getting into the draft
Posted: October 15th, 2025, 2:46 pm
We have no picks this year and we have used our entire RP budget. But we have studs. You know who they are. I dont need to tell you. If you ask really nicely, I might. Ok fine, pull my arm.
Josh Okogie - Absolute fucking stud. Playoff MVP. We have already retired his jersey in Cleveland. Ok we might not be allowed to do that but just you wait
Ausar Thompson - haha not for sale ever. His jersey will stay in cleveland until the rapture
Anthony Black - He fucks!
Jalen Duren - most underrated big in the LEAGUE!
Precious - he noiiccee
Sorber - who doesnt like Sorbet ?
Desmond Bane - good starter or fantastic sixth man. your choice!
I have my picks after 2033... maybe I toss something around like a bad baaaad man. Maybe I break up my team out of a ploy to stay relevant. maybe I just say Eff it and run it back. thats for the fans to decide (I've now crowdsourced the GM-ing to the residents of Cleveland)
Josh Okogie - Absolute fucking stud. Playoff MVP. We have already retired his jersey in Cleveland. Ok we might not be allowed to do that but just you wait
Ausar Thompson - haha not for sale ever. His jersey will stay in cleveland until the rapture
Anthony Black - He fucks!
Jalen Duren - most underrated big in the LEAGUE!
Precious - he noiiccee
Sorber - who doesnt like Sorbet ?
Desmond Bane - good starter or fantastic sixth man. your choice!
I have my picks after 2033... maybe I toss something around like a bad baaaad man. Maybe I break up my team out of a ploy to stay relevant. maybe I just say Eff it and run it back. thats for the fans to decide (I've now crowdsourced the GM-ing to the residents of Cleveland)