Article / Leaks: Exclusive Draft Board + Intel
Posted: October 15th, 2025, 7:35 pm
None of my birdies are leaking enough information. I tried to send this beautiful draft board to tenured ESPN lead draft writer, Jeremy Woo, but he refused to publish (citing "journalistic integrity"). Instead, we will release it ourselves:
@Paul Givony I hope I have done you proud.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
This is new media! Who needs reporters when we can go directly to the source.
The Kings would also like to add transparency to this year's draft process. It is important the league knows what is going on. We recently had 8 players in for workouts. Rumor has it that all 8 players fell in love with the city of Sacramento and, especially, the team's handsome, charismatic and handsy general manager. Here are some key takeaways from this crazy workout:
-The Hateful Eight scrimmaged both the Stockton and Sacramento Kings. Stockton and The Hateful 8 split a pair of scrimmages, and in what can only be described as an indictment on the current state of our Sacramento Kings, our SLN roster barely pulled out a game against this group of draftees.
-We wanted to take a good look at KING BACOT. Unfortunately he looks like he has a debilitating turnover problem. While the rest of his game is dang good, this might be only be the perfect Point Guard for a team that wants to tank for several years in a row. He can be the King Commander.
-Although listed as a SG, Knexton Perkins spent some time at Center and rumor has it he likes feeling his opponents in the post.
-Thaddeus Young Jr. is a mirror image of his father
-Dylan West can score the rock
2 Truths and a Lie:
1. Cayden Gaskins is ass cheeks
2. Carl Carlton V might have >85 Steals, Blocks, and Handles
3. One of the statements above is true and one is a lie
@Paul Givony I hope I have done you proud.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
The Kings would also like to add transparency to this year's draft process. It is important the league knows what is going on. We recently had 8 players in for workouts. Rumor has it that all 8 players fell in love with the city of Sacramento and, especially, the team's handsome, charismatic and handsy general manager. Here are some key takeaways from this crazy workout:
-The Hateful Eight scrimmaged both the Stockton and Sacramento Kings. Stockton and The Hateful 8 split a pair of scrimmages, and in what can only be described as an indictment on the current state of our Sacramento Kings, our SLN roster barely pulled out a game against this group of draftees.
-We wanted to take a good look at KING BACOT. Unfortunately he looks like he has a debilitating turnover problem. While the rest of his game is dang good, this might be only be the perfect Point Guard for a team that wants to tank for several years in a row. He can be the King Commander.
-Although listed as a SG, Knexton Perkins spent some time at Center and rumor has it he likes feeling his opponents in the post.
-Thaddeus Young Jr. is a mirror image of his father
-Dylan West can score the rock
2 Truths and a Lie:
1. Cayden Gaskins is ass cheeks
2. Carl Carlton V might have >85 Steals, Blocks, and Handles
3. One of the statements above is true and one is a lie