Big Baller League

Strengths: Very talented scorer. Seemingly scores at will in the paint or from range. Very good jump shot. Excellent quickness. Should get a steal. Good strength for his size. Good athleticism.

Weaknesses: Perimeter defense is lacking. Handles need work but isn't a pass-first guy.

Scout's Take: Kyrie Irving might be one of the best pure scoring PGs to enter the league. His dynamic offense is unquestionably a game-changing aspect any team would love to have. He doesn't bring much to the table in terms of defense but could contribute a bit in forcing turnovers. Talent-wise, he is damn near generational, but scouts are a bit concerned that he is a little...off.

Ratings: Kyrie Irving PG 6'2'' 195 19 B- B C C C- A

Stipulations: Irving is prone to...unique scenarios. There are both random and determined scenarios. These scenarios may have varying effects that can affect his availability, team morale, or other aspects of him or his team for the duration of his career.

great stip for this weirdo

Reality

Second stip: wins title with LeBron, then immediately implodes team

This stip is absolute chaos, amazing

hahahahahahahaah perfect

no Kyrie in Sactown policy

Jail!!!!!!

Swamp Index: 93

DETROIT (AP) -- Sources close to rookie sensation, Kyrie Irving, are saying he is very unhappy coming off the bench to start his career for the Pistons. Despite a good start to the season, it seems the rookie PG is making his concerns known to his inner circle and they haven't been trying to keep the disappointment a secret.

"Oh coach knows," a source close to Irving had to say.

"We're focused as a team on winning games, man," current starting PG Lou Williams had to say to reporters when asked about possible conflict.

It'll be interesting to see how this story develops as the season goes on.

holy shit lol Kyrie, lou is a SG not a PG silly it says it right there on the player page. clearly hes running kyrie / lou/ roy with odom super sub! chill dawg