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Heimer got hitched

Posted: February 26th, 2024, 12:37 pm
by heimer
to a lovely lady!!

Nina Heimer 5'7" 150lbs (20lbs each tater)

Inside: A+

Armed with an unstoppable work ethic and a special talent in the kitchen - Nina is a terror inside the paint... ed house.

Outside: F+

I give her an F because she hasn't walked the dog in months and I'm stuck footing the bill. Would not describe her as outdoorsy. Would be F- but she's a good time so +2 to you.

Handles: A+

She is simply the best. Averaging zero turnovers in nearly 6 years - she handles her balls with upmost care. Whenever I get alcohol poisoning, which is at least once a week, Nina doublebags it, holds my hair, rubs my back, sings me lullabyes and always brings me a cup of water. She will make an A+ mom. A+.

Defense: A-

When we argue she turns into the head lawyer for lawyer milloy university. A- because sometimes i win.

Rebounding: N/A

She ain't getting no rebounds.

Potential: 100

Drafted by the Heimer Hawks - 2/25/24

Heimer got hitched

Posted: February 26th, 2024, 12:55 pm
by SWAMP STEVEN
Let’s goooooooooo

Heimer got hitched

Posted: February 28th, 2024, 12:49 am
by Joe
Died at taters

Heimer got hitched

Posted: February 28th, 2024, 8:43 am
by Josh
congrats heimer!

Heimer got hitched

Posted: March 2nd, 2024, 3:18 pm
by Dmo
Mazel Tov, hermano!

Heimer got hitched

Posted: March 4th, 2024, 2:29 pm
by Clinton
ayyyy CONGRATS!

Heimer got hitched

Posted: March 4th, 2024, 4:31 pm
by SWAMP STEVEN
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Heimer got hitched

Posted: March 8th, 2024, 5:27 pm
by scoops
ayoooooooo congrats!