Sim League Nirvana

Apparently the league is a little inactive at the moment, and we can’t beat the Bulls without Tony Parker. So, come make all the offers. It’s time

Everybody is available. Check out my resignings for CJ Miles and co.

i like stuff!

Big Butts #12 and #13 according to Jesse!!

1 magician gone!

1 more Magician gone, sadly Aussies to himself. But now we have stats for the others.

Yi Jianlian, 1 of just 3 players listed at SF, who can play SF with A- or better rebounding
17.5 PPG 9.5 RPG 1.8 APG 1.4 SPG 0.8 BPG 1.8 TOV as a non-option all season
48.4% FG% 39.0% 3FG% 79.7% FT% (Should regress up as he's a career 82.8% FT%)
Salary: $9.8M/10.6M/11.4M
Fouled out 3 times in his entire career, super sound defender
5th among SFs in free throw rate
8th among backcourt players in TRB%
16th in TS%, 8th in FG% at SF
1 of 36 SFs with a positive STOCK:TO
Just 1.96 fouls per game in 30.8 MPG

Emeka Okafor
8.5 PPG 11.3 RPG 1.5 APG 0.6 SPG 2.9 BPG 0.9 TOV
42.0% FG% 68.0% FT%
Consistent very good shot blocker and no turnover guy. He notably is 34th of 78 front court players in USG%, a perfect shot funneler.
17th among bigs in A:TO
4th in Stock:TO
25th in TRB%, ahead of players like Al Jefferson, David Lee, Eddie Griffin, and Pau Gasol
19th in BLK%, ahead of players like Tim Duncan, Al Jefferson, Kenyon Martin

We had some activity. Both Yi and Emeka are gone…next up on the auction block

Jason Collins C 35 7'0'' 255 C C- D B+ C+ D
1/1,200,000

Channing Frye C 30 7'0'' 255 C+ B- C- B B+ C
1/9,250,000

Kris Clack SF 36 6'4'' 236 C A- B- B- B D
1/11,694,375

Shawn Marion SF 35 6'7'' 220 B+ B- D- A- B C
2/50,750,000

Andres Nocioni SF 34 6'7'' 225 C+ A- D- B- C D
1/4,500,000

Come and get em. They pretty cheap

bums

We got bums hun

Free me from Channing Frye and Damion James. They win too much smh. 3 wins in a 5 day sim

Channing Frye C 22 29.2 8.7 10.2 2.4 1.1 0.7 0.9 .404 .804 .350
C+ B- C- B B+ C
1yr/$9,250,000

Damion James SF 16 20.6 12.6 4.6 0.8 0.5 0.5 1.4 .476 .667 .000
A- C D- B C+ B
MINIMUM