Sim League Nirvana

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:23 pm

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:22 pm

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:09 pm

You know, I’ve done my required reading and can’t seem to find an explanation - but I imagine it may mean something regarding his potential having a chance to boost significantly or drop significantly. A bit of a gamble pick? I’d think LeBron, Wade, Bosh, Melo with a potential tweak to the final two, but if Darko has a 50% chance at becoming prime Shaq, that likely moves him up to third or fourth due to insane high end possibilities. That said, safety first Batman.

Who is your favorite ESPN NBA reporter?

Well I could name a few ESPN guys that got fired/laid off over the years (Russilo, Lowe) that were actually worth a crap but if you think I’m gonna start talking about Kendrick Perkins you’ve lost your damn mind.

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:29 pm

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:23 pm

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:22 pm


Who is your favorite ESPN NBA reporter?

Well I could name a few ESPN guys that got fired/laid off over the years (Russilo, Lowe) that were actually worth a crap but if you think I’m gonna start talking about Kendrick Perkins you’ve lost your damn mind.

not niche enough.

You find your self on the beach of a abandoned island. In front of you is a box. What is in that box?

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:34 pm

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:29 pm

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:23 pm

Well I could name a few ESPN guys that got fired/laid off over the years (Russilo, Lowe) that were actually worth a crap but if you think I’m gonna start talking about Kendrick Perkins you’ve lost your damn mind.

not niche enough.

You find your self on the beach of a abandoned island. In front of you is a box. What is in that box?

I’m sorry you wanted NICHE but I’m not here to please you!

First off, it’s “an” abandoned island but more importantly, if it’s a box on this island with only me living on it, then it’s something that came from me initially - so it’s probably my JackHammerHD 9650X Personal Pleasure Stick.

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:35 pm

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:34 pm

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:29 pm

not niche enough.

You find your self on the beach of a abandoned island. In front of you is a box. What is in that box?

I’m sorry you wanted NICHE but I’m not here to please you!

First off, it’s “an” abandoned island but more importantly, if it’s a box on this island with only me living on it, then it’s something that came from me initially - so it’s probably my JackHammerHD 9650X Personal Pleasure Stick.

What lube will you use: Gravy, Siracha, or the mysterious goo you find curdled in the corner of your fridge?

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:39 pm

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:35 pm

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:34 pm

I’m sorry you wanted NICHE but I’m not here to please you!

First off, it’s “an” abandoned island but more importantly, if it’s a box on this island with only me living on it, then it’s something that came from me initially - so it’s probably my JackHammerHD 9650X Personal Pleasure Stick.

What lube will you use: Gravy, Siracha, or the mysterious goo you find curdled in the corner of your fridge?

I think I’m gonna call SLN HR

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:40 pm

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:39 pm

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:35 pm

What lube will you use: Gravy, Siracha, or the mysterious goo you find curdled in the corner of your fridge?

I think I’m gonna call SLN HR

they do not answer. You get a message machine for a humble auto mechanic in the upper peninsula. What do you tell him?

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:46 pm

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:40 pm

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:39 pm

I think I’m gonna call SLN HR

they do not answer. You get a message machine for a humble auto mechanic in the upper peninsula. What do you tell him?

“Hello this is Carrynne - like ‘Karen’ but let me spell it for you - it’s C as in Cuttino, A as in Arvydas, R as in Roosevelt… Teddy though not FDR… wait are you there? Why is nobody there? Oh is this one of those answering machine thingies? Okay call me back I need to speak to a manager about team availability.”

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:52 pm

JeBronyLames wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:46 pm

SoNicks wrote: January 9th, 2025, 3:40 pm

they do not answer. You get a message machine for a humble auto mechanic in the upper peninsula. What do you tell him?

“Hello this is Carrynne - like ‘Karen’ but let me spell it for you - it’s C as in Cuttino, A as in Arvydas, R as in Roosevelt… Teddy though not FDR… wait are you there? Why is nobody there? Oh is this one of those answering machine thingies? Okay call me back I need to speak to a manager about team availability.”

biggest question of all, which SLN Player is "Beef"