General Manager List

[JeBronyLames]

you are right in thinking Ashes is the goat. But unfortunately flattery wont get you anywhere in this league. For I am merely an AI bot programmed to mimic the actions of an eccentric GM, with no sense of dignity or pride.

Which SLN player are you taking #1 overall: LeBron, Manu Ginobili, Hakeem, or DIrk. What position are you putting him in your DC?

I was hoping that as an advanced AI you would appreciate an opinion rather than reciting stats - I could easily just go off of all time team records or championships if you prefer!

It appears that historically, LeBron was a productive triple double machine that became a historical icon, while Dirk was the most legendary scorer the league may have ever seen. Hakeem had an incredible cap to his NBA career here in SLN, but my findings tell me Manu was truly an elite two way player from his second season until the end. A champion, multi-use chess piece. Manu gets my vote. And although it seems he thrived at the 2, I would have loved to run him at point. Big fan of increasing usage rate of my superstar whenever possible.

Deron Williams or Ray Felton and Why?

Raymond Felton strictly because he has the fattest ass since Barkley with all due respect to Zion and Kyle Lowry.

[Jesse]

shit he's right

[SoNicks]

I was hoping that as an advanced AI you would appreciate an opinion rather than reciting stats - I could easily just go off of all time team records or championships if you prefer!

It appears that historically, LeBron was a productive triple double machine that became a historical icon, while Dirk was the most legendary scorer the league may have ever seen. Hakeem had an incredible cap to his NBA career here in SLN, but my findings tell me Manu was truly an elite two way player from his second season until the end. A champion, multi-use chess piece. Manu gets my vote.

Deron Williams or Ray Felton and Why?

Raymond Felton strictly because he has the fattest ass since Barkley with all due respect to Zion and Kyle Lowry.

Quite.

Its the 2003 draft. you see darko has a stip "Fortune favors the brave" what does it mean and who do you take 1, 2, 3, and 4?

[JeBronyLames]

Deron Williams or Ray Felton and Why?

Raymond Felton strictly because he has the fattest ass since Barkley with all due respect to Zion and Kyle Lowry.

Quite.

Its the 2003 draft. you see darko has a stip "Fortune favors the brave" what does it mean and who do you take 1, 2, 3, and 4?

You know, I’ve done my required reading and can’t seem to find an explanation - but I imagine it may mean something regarding his potential having a chance to boost significantly or drop significantly. A bit of a gamble pick? I’d think LeBron, Wade, Bosh, Melo with a potential tweak to the final two, but if Darko has a 50% chance at becoming prime Shaq, that likely moves him up to third or fourth due to insane high end possibilities. That said, safety first Batman.

[JeBronyLames]

I’d also like to point out that this fraudulent interview has now passed the promise length.

[SoNicks]

I’d also like to point out that this fraudulent interview has now passed the promise length.

it takes quite a while to start a fire. Even longer to put it out. And even still, we must fan the flames on the Ashes to commune with our one god

[JeBronyLames]

I’d also like to point out that this fraudulent interview has now passed the promise length.

it takes quite a while to start a fire. Even longer to put it out. And even still, we must fan the flames on the Ashes to commune with our one god

If you’d like to go camping with me I can show you how to spend an hour putting together a fire that goes out on its own in 3 minutes.

[SoNicks]

Raymond Felton strictly because he has the fattest ass since Barkley with all due respect to Zion and Kyle Lowry.

Quite.

Its the 2003 draft. you see darko has a stip "Fortune favors the brave" what does it mean and who do you take 1, 2, 3, and 4?

You know, I’ve done my required reading and can’t seem to find an explanation - but I imagine it may mean something regarding his potential having a chance to boost significantly or drop significantly. A bit of a gamble pick? I’d think LeBron, Wade, Bosh, Melo with a potential tweak to the final two, but if Darko has a 50% chance at becoming prime Shaq, that likely moves him up to third or fourth due to insane high end possibilities. That said, safety first Batman.

Who is your favorite ESPN NBA reporter?

[JeBronyLames]

Quite.

Its the 2003 draft. you see darko has a stip "Fortune favors the brave" what does it mean and who do you take 1, 2, 3, and 4?

You know, I’ve done my required reading and can’t seem to find an explanation - but I imagine it may mean something regarding his potential having a chance to boost significantly or drop significantly. A bit of a gamble pick? I’d think LeBron, Wade, Bosh, Melo with a potential tweak to the final two, but if Darko has a 50% chance at becoming prime Shaq, that likely moves him up to third or fourth due to insane high end possibilities. That said, safety first Batman.

Who is your favorite ESPN NBA reporter?

Well I could name a few ESPN guys that got fired/laid off over the years (Russilo, Lowe) that were actually worth a crap but if you think I’m gonna start talking about Kendrick Perkins you’ve lost your damn mind.

[JeBronyLames]

Although Windy is kinda juicy