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San Antonio Spurs Go Balls Deep with Dick in New Marketing Campaign and Game Night Promotions

SAN ANTONIO (November, 7th 2023) – The San Antonio Spurs are proud to announce their latest marketing push celebrating the arrival of Gradey Dick, a player who brings size, girth and an unstoppable stroke to the court. With Dick now firmly grasped in San Antonio, the Spurs are rolling out a campaign that embraces his presence with balsy messaging, big dick energy, and a whole lot of excitement.

10/31 - Just The Tip-Off, Opening Night


11/7 - Raw Dog With Gradey - 1/2 Off All Hot Dogs


12/24 - Go Balls Deep with Dick - Mini Basketball Giveaway



1/19 - No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays All 48 Minutes


2/1 - Free Facials!


2/14 - Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi Giveaway


3/4 - Gradey's Load Management Night

Load management picture killed me

The Devs at Grok are probably calling the FBI on me for the prompts i used

Low key Free facials night gotta be a fucking killer logistically and economically.

Those tickets better be fucking pricey cuz even at $50 per half hr, a stadium full of people getting facials is quite the load to handle

Tyler wrote: March 19th, 2025, 6:07 pm Load management picture killed me

That’s because you see yourself in it. That folks is Petersuns 3 hrs into the 8 hr video game bender

Elite

How did you draw all of these so well

Grade: 150RP