For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick

Post information about your team here.
Post Reply
User avatar
Jordo
General Manager
Posts: 2292
Joined: December 30th, 2023, 12:54 pm
Contact:
For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick

Post by Jordo »

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
San Antonio Spurs Go Balls Deep with Dick in New Marketing Campaign and Game Night Promotions


SAN ANTONIO (November, 7th 2023) – The San Antonio Spurs are proud to announce their latest marketing push celebrating the arrival of Gradey Dick, a player who brings size, girth and an unstoppable stroke to the court. With Dick now firmly grasped in San Antonio, the Spurs are rolling out a campaign that embraces his presence with balsy messaging, big dick energy, and a whole lot of excitement.

10/31 - Just The Tip-Off, Opening Night
Image

11/7 - Raw Dog With Gradey - 1/2 Off All Hot Dogs
Image

12/24 - Go Balls Deep with Dick - Mini Basketball Giveaway
Image


1/19 - No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays All 48 Minutes
Image

2/1 - Free Facials!
Image

2/14 - Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi Giveaway
Image

3/4
- Gradey's Load Management Night

Image
I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know i’ll never see - Luthen Rael - Spurs GM
User avatar
Tyler
General Manager
Posts: 2701
Joined: January 4th, 2024, 9:32 pm
For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick

Post by Tyler »

Load management picture killed me
User avatar
Jordo
General Manager
Posts: 2292
Joined: December 30th, 2023, 12:54 pm
Contact:
For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick

Post by Jordo »

The Devs at Grok are probably calling the FBI on me for the prompts i used
I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know i’ll never see - Luthen Rael - Spurs GM
User avatar
SoNicks
General Manager
Posts: 2397
Joined: December 20th, 2023, 2:48 pm
For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick

Post by SoNicks »

Low key Free facials night gotta be a fucking killer logistically and economically.

Those tickets better be fucking pricey cuz even at $50 per half hr, a stadium full of people getting facials is quite the load to handle
User avatar
SoNicks
General Manager
Posts: 2397
Joined: December 20th, 2023, 2:48 pm
For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick

Post by SoNicks »

Tyler wrote: March 19th, 2025, 6:07 pm Load management picture killed me
That’s because you see yourself in it. That folks is Petersuns 3 hrs into the 8 hr video game bender
User avatar
Merv
General Manager
Posts: 4029
Joined: December 20th, 2023, 2:32 pm
Contact:
For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick

Post by Merv »

Elite
User avatar
SWAMP STEVEN
General Manager
Posts: 1309
Joined: January 5th, 2024, 2:11 pm
For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick

Post by SWAMP STEVEN »

How did you draw all of these so well
*DJ DRAMA VOICE* OH YOU HEARD THE RUMORS [GANGSTA GRIZZILLZ] IT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN SWAMPSTORY!

*lighter flick* Never talk to the cops I don’t speak piglatin / I turned the Nets into the motherfuckin Swamp Dragons 🐉 🐲
User avatar
Joe
General Manager
Posts: 3410
Joined: December 20th, 2023, 12:13 pm
Contact:
For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick

Post by Joe »

Grade: 150RP
Celtics ah the balls

Post Reply

Return to “Franchise Press Releases”

  • Newest Posts
    Top Active Users
    Newest Users
    • Playoff DCs Finals PT1by ashes » less than a minute ago » in Depth Charts
    • #4 and #9 Draft oddsby GX. » Today, 6:04 pm » in Trade Block
    • 2029 - Pickem #9 - Due before 7pm Thursuday 10/16by Dmo » Today, 5:57 pm » in Pick Em
    • Playoffs Conf Finals PT2by heimer » Today, 5:22 pm » in Sim Board
    • 2029 Team Offense, Rebounding, and TOsby R B » Today, 4:42 pm » in Articles and Statistical Studies
    • Wdiamond
        Joined: August 22nd, 2025, 9:31 am
    • SourKittles
        Joined: May 4th, 2025, 8:02 pm
    • JeBronyLames
        Joined: January 9th, 2025, 1:09 pm
    • BslRecruiting
        Joined: January 4th, 2025, 2:06 am
    • Paul Givony
        Joined: December 12th, 2024, 2:26 pm