For Immediate Release: Spurs Go Balls Deep With Dick

Post by **Jordo** » March 19th, 2025, 5:48 pm

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
San Antonio Spurs Go Balls Deep with Dick in New Marketing Campaign and Game Night Promotions

SAN ANTONIO (November, 7th 2023) – The San Antonio Spurs are proud to announce their latest marketing push celebrating the arrival of Gradey Dick, a player who brings size, girth and an unstoppable stroke to the court. With Dick now firmly grasped in San Antonio, the Spurs are rolling out a campaign that embraces his presence with balsy messaging, big dick energy, and a whole lot of excitement.

10/31 - Just The Tip-Off, Opening Night

11/7 - Raw Dog With Gradey - 1/2 Off All Hot Dogs

12/24 - Go Balls Deep with Dick - Mini Basketball Giveaway

1/19 - No Pull Out Night - Gradey Plays All 48 Minutes

2/1 - Free Facials!

2/14 - Wet Dick Night - Free Pepsi Giveaway

3/4 - Gradey's Load Management Night

Post by **Tyler** » March 19th, 2025, 6:07 pm

Load management picture killed me

Post by **Jordo** » March 19th, 2025, 6:48 pm

The Devs at Grok are probably calling the FBI on me for the prompts i used

Post by **SoNicks** » March 19th, 2025, 7:18 pm

Low key Free facials night gotta be a fucking killer logistically and economically.

Those tickets better be fucking pricey cuz even at $50 per half hr, a stadium full of people getting facials is quite the load to handle

Post by **SoNicks** » March 19th, 2025, 7:19 pm

Tyler wrote: March 19th, 2025, 6:07 pm Load management picture killed me

That’s because you see yourself in it. That folks is Petersuns 3 hrs into the 8 hr video game bender

Post by **Merv** » March 19th, 2025, 7:30 pm

Elite

Post by **SWAMP STEVEN** » March 19th, 2025, 9:36 pm

How did you draw all of these so well

Post by **Joe** » April 6th, 2025, 6:21 pm

Grade: 150RP

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