Sim League Nirvana

Bullets trade:
Kelly Olynyk
Josh Jackson
50rp

Rockets trade:
Justinian Jessup

Bullets accept, thanks Nol

Hornets Receive
Harrison Barnes

Pistons Receive
Dejuan Blair
250 RP

Accept

Jimmy Butler
400 RPs

For

Bradley Beal
Spencer Hawes

Nice dealing rbrown5192

What can I say I just can't quit Brad!

The trade deadline is upon us and I'm bored in Texas and our pipes froze over, so I cooked up some food for thought in the form of fake trades, everyone's favorite. If any of these deals get done I should get an 100 RP kicker. I was trying to get to 10 trades but ran out of time (need to do some...

Knicks cut Thabeet before trade
Knicks trade
250 RP
Kyle Kuzma

Raptors trade
Monte Morris
Jae Crowder
Troy Brown Jr.

Thanks jwoo

Clippers send:
Emmanuel Mudiay
Collin Sexton
Andrew Wiggins
Kings '26 FRP
Bullets '25 SRP
400 RP

Cavs send:
Jared Sullinger
Luke Kennard

Sixers Send:
JRich

Suns Send:
MCW
Dalen Terry

Sixers accept. Great dealing, Tyler !

suns trade:
greg monroe
julian wright

sonicks trade:
robin lopez
jerami grant

suns accept

Pistons send:
Whiteside
Bouknight
Madar

Sixers send:
Vucevic
Hawes
Beal

Thanks DMo!

Heat trade:
Klay Thompson

Warriors trade:
Tobias Harris
400 RP

@Clinton

Clips send:
Bobby Bitch Portis
400rp

Kings send:
Monta Ellis

Hornets Receive:
Arsalan Kasemi
Norman Powell

Kings Receive:
Monta Ellis
Bogdon Bogdonavic
Lloyd Nichols
650 RP

Hornets Sign PJ Washington in player movement to keep roster at 12

Hornets accept

Mavs receive:
Gelo
DeRozan

Swamp receives:
Love
VAN 23 FRP
200 RP

Dallas accepts! Happy to bring Gelo to the big D to play next to Melo and Kyrie! @Steven to confirm

Mavs receive:
Kyrie!!!
CHI 26 FRP
LAC 28 FRP

Clippers receive:
Spida
Portis (Bobby)

Dallas accepts and are thrilled to bring Kyrie home where he is warmly welcomed!!! @bobby to confirm

Cavalier send
Zach Lavine (sigh)
Thon Maker (mega sigh)
Jerami Grant
Dragan Bender
Kevin Huerter

Supersonicks trade
Franz Wagner
Ausar Thompson
Julius Randle
Jared Sullinger
Joakim Noah
Sea 26, 27, 28 FRP
Sea 28 SRP

With a great sigh and sadness letting our two homegrown stars see the west coast,...

Magic Trade:
Terry Rozier
Christian Wood
350 RespectPs

Heat Trade:
Andrew Bogut (WELCOME HOME YOU BIG AUSSIE)

scoops to confirm

Big party at the Outback on I-Drive tonight MFers

Bullets trade:
Torrey Craig
Iman Shumpert
Leon Powe
Corey Brewer
450rp

Mavs trade:
Glen Rice Jr

Bullets accept

Kings Trade
Luke Uni Kornet
Dom Barlow (NDL)

Nuggets Trade
Julian Pop the Champagnie (NDL)
Jaylen Hand(job?)
Anthony Randolph
470 RPs

Agreed. Maybe I am overreacting to Champagnie's NDL production, but F it, Stockton is our priority right now! We have a bunch of picks already.

Kings Trade

Dwight Powell
Allonzo Trier
DEN 2024 1st

Blazers Trade

Wendell Carter Jr (MLE)
POR 2024 1st
POR 2024, 2027 2nds
290 RP

Agreed. Dwight is a beast

Bulls trade

Arsalan Kazemi
Bruno Fernando
Andrew Nembhard (NDL)
500 RP

Kings trade

Blake of the Year Griffin

Accept! Kazemi has quietly become one of the most underrated players in the league - he has consistently out kicked his ratings and it makes sense that his next home is also a GM who has...

Mavs receive:
Portis
400 RP

Spurs receive:
JJJ

Thanks Jordo ! That was quick. The JJJ era is over in Dallas.

Cavs trade
Stanley Johnson
400 RP

Sixers trade
OG Anunoby

Cavs accept, probably a bit of an overpay, but in an OG addict, thanks Dmo

Magic Trade:
OG Anunoby
275 RP 269 RP
Bad lotto juju because DMo wouldn’t do 269 RP

76ers Trade:
Robert Covington

Dmo to confirm

Joe says he’s good. So I guess why not?

Dmo reconfirm

Bullets trade:
Amir Johnson
Gorgui Dieng
50rp

76ers trade:
Jarrett Culver

Bullets accept, thanks Dave

Raptors trade

Trent Forrest and his bird rights

Lakers trade

Troy Brown (this will be like his fourth different stint with Toronto, signed out of FA to match)
50 RP

Thanks GX