A GMs guide to Trading Lingo!

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A GMs guide to Trading Lingo!

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GMs! I know none of you guys are in the finance world so it’s definitely not expected that you guys understand the lingo of trading. So I figured I’d drop some vernacular that you all can use!

Just the Tip - 69RP (usually throw in as a post coital reach around. Once all the nuts and bolts bust, usually one GM feels obliged to “show their love” and often do so with just the tip)

A Block or a Unit - 250 RP (also known as a quarter or a QZ, the easiest trackable trading amount. Every trader gets 6 Blocks in as their yearly Swanson. It also helps to remember that the FDIC insures each GM on every trade up to 250 RP. Suck my unit!)

A Meme - 420 RP ( Oh Behave 👀 )

A Half aka a clip - 500 RP ( also know as a half a sack.)

A Sack - 1000 RP (aka a zip. a massive bag to pay and a clean numerical amount. Might not be the start of year Swanson, but it still demand nearly all the respect of a Start of Season Swanson)

A Ron Swanson - Every piece of bacon you have left ( not to be confused with the start of year 1500 trade limit, a Swanson is simply every single piece of RP left in their respective bags)

A Lude - a GMs own FRP (you love to take other peoples ludes but you hate to give them out unless it’s a party. If the world brings you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls)

Fuck Off - try again later (gm probably in a mood and had to result in an insult from deep in their bag)

Fuck You - trade is dead. (Send flowers)
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This guide is total BS! I have evidence of an alternate Nick language

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Bet you feel pretty dumb @merv after I retconned half my article
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Does one simply send a meme as a response? Or the words “a meme”?
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The “No” is the least understood term used in trading convos. Ill remember to use Fuck Off from this point forward…respectfully
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Clinton wrote: August 12th, 2024, 8:05 pm Does one simply send a meme as a response? Or the words “a meme”?
It’s like “the nod” during senior year midday break where then you and the boys would go off campus and roll and bowl the neighborhood so much the Karen’s actually got together and sent a letter to the school about your class and their extracurricular activities.

You just know.
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SoNicks wrote: August 12th, 2024, 8:11 pm
Clinton wrote: August 12th, 2024, 8:05 pm Does one simply send a meme as a response? Or the words “a meme”?
It’s like “the nod” during senior year midday break where then you and the boys would go off campus and roll and bowl the neighborhood so much the Karen’s actually got together and sent a letter to the school about your class and their extracurricular activities.

You just know.
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what does it mean when a gm sends you a text and then unsends it?
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psh no RP for the greatest Franchise press release is criminal!
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