GSW: Ownership Aims for Sale

[Clinton]

Dear BBL,

I have accepted that I have zero chance to give the Bay a winner. This is why I hereby give in my one season(aka one month) notice that I am giving up the reigns of the Warriors to hopefully a better GM. Given that finding someone on such short notice can be difficult, I believe one season can give all of you enough time to find someone to fill my position.

I have zero issue with the rebranding of the league. It would be cool if there was clarity on everything though. It sucks that everything has to be drowned in mystery. Truly no bullshit and simply a post having:
NEW RULES:
Explanation:

The Board:
GMs:

The Anti-Board:
GMs:

SLNPA:
GMs:

It grinds my gears that no matter what I try, I still cant do anything to win. I think at the end of the day it was Lou Williams putting up 50+ on a first team all defensive PG and a second team all defensive SG that did me in. Along the way it didnt help that Jabari Parker who has zero torn ACLs in this sim is somehow the same player he was IRL on his bad knees. A few other fuck ups include trading away the pick I wouldve drafted Tyus Jones with. Trading away Sabonis, who is a top 8 big man now. Trading for Steven Adams who has somehow regressed. Drafting Tatum over Issac even though i knew Isaac was the move...WHERES THE SUPERSTAR HORIZON FOR TATUM?. Not applying myself enough to SC Blake Griffin back in the day.

I already feel like the Pac Div is the best division by a mile and always have. Now that Lavar is going to make the Sonics amazing again whats the point. Jesse is goated, Tyler is consistent, Quady knows how to win, Bobby is the king of .500, and now GX has arrived because somehow he ghosted all of you into giving him value(it was fun when you all called me out on the boards for ghosting). Thanks for giving him Poeltl for fucking nothing Hoff and asking the world for Hassan.

Regardless of everything else that has occurred, feeling slighted by other shit is a cop-out. Im still viewed as shitty GM/new GM who others can get one over on. I am simply tired of not being able to understand this thing I pay to play every month. Nothing i do works because the only thing that does work is does your team rebound. Thats it. Its fucking hilarious. Im still a shitty GM and I havnt been able to make it all work out. Thats on me.

I truly love most things about this league and ill repeat that it has nothing to do with this change. I dont even understand what has changed outside of introducing the new playoff format and changing the lottery odds. So yea, either in one month I will still wanna do this and ill stop hating this league or a solid replacement will be in place. One who hopefully sell everyone off like they are second round picks. Until then who knows what will happen.

Regards,
Clintavius Caldwell-Pope
CEO/CFO/GM
Golden State Warriors

PART II: Because Heimer is Right

I let too much fly when i wrote this and im sorry to Hoff first and foremost outside of him, im not directly blaming anyone else. You wanna feel some type of way about the GX thing(im not attacking you George, we have texted about how thats what you do and its not a bad thing, its a tactic) then do so. I did not mean to send blame to the rest of the league or how TCs have affected me. I blame myself for resigning Jabari. I blame myself for not leveraging my future and snagging a crazy big man. I blame myself for waiting on Tatum instead of trading him to upgrade my team. Im sorry im tired of this but i am and im sorry for anyone i attacked, including Ashes, i let it go earlier and i shouldve just taken a breath and re write it all. Im sorry for being a dick.

[bpankin]

This is the worst BBL news we’ve had since cardi B announced she got hers removed

[Skillz]

[Derek]

^^^^^

[heimer]

what the fuck clint i thought we were friends!

i hate to be the one but this is total bullshit. you made a great move acquiring jrue but failed to build a complete team in the most competitive the league has ever been and you blame the rest of the league ? cmon man!

[GX.]

Damn was not expecting to catch a stray outta this

[Clinton]

added a second part because i was an asshole. If you feel hurt or slighted, please txt me and we can talk it out.

[heimer]

[SoNicks]

Damn was not expecting to catch a stray outta this

I was. These are butchers hands

[heimer]

you’re not a shitty GM! things take time. if we all were judged when we are down we’d all be down and out!

for instance you could be ridiculed for loving a particular company/investment so much that you put your life savings on it. a year or two later you’re the laughingstock in town and the town comes to judge you. LOSER they say! but wait! all of a sudden things change and the sky went from falling to long hauling and within a quick few months you go from being down 50% on your life savings to up 400%. who’s laughing now ? that same town has built a statue in your name and they always loved and cherished you, said town. point is things change quick cause time keeps a movin so quit beating up on yourself about it, deepdive the league and get the warriors fighting again!