Heimer got hitched
Heimer got hitched
to a lovely lady!!
Nina Heimer 5'7" 150lbs (20lbs each tater)
Inside: A+
Armed with an unstoppable work ethic and a special talent in the kitchen - Nina is a terror inside the paint... ed house.
Outside: F+
I give her an F because she hasn't walked the dog in months and I'm stuck footing the bill. Would not describe her as outdoorsy. Would be F- but she's a good time so +2 to you.
Handles: A+
She is simply the best. Averaging zero turnovers in nearly 6 years - she handles her balls with upmost care. Whenever I get alcohol poisoning, which is at least once a week, Nina doublebags it, holds my hair, rubs my back, sings me lullabyes and always brings me a cup of water. She will make an A+ mom. A+.
Defense: A-
When we argue she turns into the head lawyer for lawyer milloy university. A- because sometimes i win.
Rebounding: N/A
She ain't getting no rebounds.
Potential: 100
Drafted by the Heimer Hawks - 2/25/24
Nina Heimer 5'7" 150lbs (20lbs each tater)
Inside: A+
Armed with an unstoppable work ethic and a special talent in the kitchen - Nina is a terror inside the paint... ed house.
Outside: F+
I give her an F because she hasn't walked the dog in months and I'm stuck footing the bill. Would not describe her as outdoorsy. Would be F- but she's a good time so +2 to you.
Handles: A+
She is simply the best. Averaging zero turnovers in nearly 6 years - she handles her balls with upmost care. Whenever I get alcohol poisoning, which is at least once a week, Nina doublebags it, holds my hair, rubs my back, sings me lullabyes and always brings me a cup of water. She will make an A+ mom. A+.
Defense: A-
When we argue she turns into the head lawyer for lawyer milloy university. A- because sometimes i win.
Rebounding: N/A
She ain't getting no rebounds.
Potential: 100
Drafted by the Heimer Hawks - 2/25/24
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
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SWAMP STEVEN
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Heimer got hitched
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*DJ DRAMA VOICE* OH YOU HEARD THE RUMORS [GANGSTA GRIZZILLZ] IT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN SWAMPSTORY!
*lighter flick* Never talk to the cops I don’t speak piglatin / I turned the Nets into the motherfuckin Swamp Dragons
*lighter flick* Never talk to the cops I don’t speak piglatin / I turned the Nets into the motherfuckin Swamp Dragons
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SWAMP STEVEN
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- Posts: 1254
- Joined: January 5th, 2024, 2:11 pm
Heimer got hitched
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*DJ DRAMA VOICE* OH YOU HEARD THE RUMORS [GANGSTA GRIZZILLZ] IT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN SWAMPSTORY!
*lighter flick* Never talk to the cops I don’t speak piglatin / I turned the Nets into the motherfuckin Swamp Dragons
*lighter flick* Never talk to the cops I don’t speak piglatin / I turned the Nets into the motherfuckin Swamp Dragons
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