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THIS IS THE FIRST AND LAST SLN “SPONSORED” MYTHOLOGICAL RACE WAR

Welcome to the dumbest shit youll see all day. The rules are simple and the idea is stupid. Each GM will need to select one of the below factions in the below chat. First come first serve, no take backs. I will then sort you into a Single Elimination bracket. I will use the Total War Warhammer 3 engine to simulate the 1v1 battles between your armies and will post the results of each match and round. Armies will be randomly assigned. You will keep your general so if you want a specific one from the below list in your faction chose, otherwise ill randomize it.

Many of you are wondering why you should participate? Cuz its as ease as one post! Many also are wondering why im doing this? Because its sterile and i like the taste. GOOD LUCK GENERALS!

Beastmen (beasties) - BULLS
generals - Khazrak the one eye
Daemons of Chaos (demons) - ROCKETS
Generals - The Daemon Prince
The Empire (gondor) - LAKERS and KNICKS
Generals - Emperor Karl Franz, Balthasar Gelt
High Elves (snobs) - 76ers
Generals - Tyrion
Lizardmen (lizards!)- NETS and sonics
Generals - Lord Mazdamundi, Tiktaq’to
Ogre Kingdoms (skreks bad side) - HEAT
Generals - Greasus Goldtooth of Gryffindor
Tomb Kings(skelli Bois) - BULLETS
Generals - Settra the imperishable
Vampire Counts (Vampires!) - BUCKS
Generals - Vlad von carstein
Bretonnia (knights of the round table) - HAWKS
Generals - Repanse de lyonesse
Dark Elves (Evil Legolas) - MAGIC
Generals - Melekith, Malus darkblade
Grand Cathay (Asians ) - CLIPPERS and HORNETS
Generals - Miae Ying, Yao Ming
Khorne (Devil Demon) - GRIZZLIES
Generals - Skarbrand the exiled
Norsca (GOT Wildlings) - KANGZ
Generals - Wulfrik the wanderer
Skaven (Rat Fucks ) - SUNS and Sonics
Generals - Ikit claw, throat the unclean
Tzeentch (Bird Demon) - CELTICS
Generals - Kairos fateweaver
Warriors of Chaos - Warriors lol
Generals - Belakor
Chaos Dwarves - SPURS and Sonics burner
Generals - Drazhoath the Ashen, Zhatan the black
Dwarves - MAVERICKS And PISTONS (ghost dwarf lol)
Generals - Grombrindal the white dwarf, Belegar ironhammer
Greenskins(green fuck bois) - NUGGETS
Generals - Wurrzag Da Great Green Phrophet
Kislev(russians) - JAZZ and timberwolves
Generals - Tzarina Katarin, Rasputin
Nurgle (will nurgle your nuts) - RAPTORS
General - Ku’Gath Plaguefather
Slaanesh (slut dragon) - CLEVELAND
Generals - N’Kari
Vampire Coast (Vampirates)- ASHES AND PACERS
Generals -Arenessa Saltspite, Cylopstra Direfine,
Wood elves ( fairies & hippies) - TRAILBLAZERS
Generals - Durthu
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Run this shit back
free healthcare has never been more important
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Evil Legolas > The Vampirates
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Greenskin till I die
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Seriously gangrene is very serious I may perish soon
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I have major ragerts about picking Tzeentch, what a complete dud. Preseason coaches' poll had bird demons top 5, but I really should have trusted the eye test
Celtics ah the balls
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Chaos Demons up next

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