Jazz Release Robinson Amid Fraud, Mother Swindling, Escorts (Author - grundlesauce)
Jazz Release Robinson Amid Fraud, Mother Swindling, Escorts (Author - grundlesauce)
Today, we announce the immediate release of point guard Rumeal Robinson from our roster.
Our decision to remove Robinson from our program was not taken lightly. Management recently learned that Robinson was convicted of 11 criminal counts, including fraud and bribery. Among these heinous acts, Robinson fraudulently sold his adoptive mother's house of 30 years out from under her, collecting all of the sale money to fund his diverse and eclectic taste in strippers, prostitutes and escorts, effectively leaving her homeless. Robinson has been convicted of his crimes and will serve a 6 ½-year sentence in the Federal Correctional Institution in Miami.
Robinson, a former collegiate All-American, led his Michigan Wolverines to the 1989 NCAA title. He was chosen by the Atlanta Hawks with the 10th overall pick in the 1990 draft.
6 year old James Harden take note: strippers are career killers and Momma Money stealers.
Our decision to remove Robinson from our program was not taken lightly. Management recently learned that Robinson was convicted of 11 criminal counts, including fraud and bribery. Among these heinous acts, Robinson fraudulently sold his adoptive mother's house of 30 years out from under her, collecting all of the sale money to fund his diverse and eclectic taste in strippers, prostitutes and escorts, effectively leaving her homeless. Robinson has been convicted of his crimes and will serve a 6 ½-year sentence in the Federal Correctional Institution in Miami.
Robinson, a former collegiate All-American, led his Michigan Wolverines to the 1989 NCAA title. He was chosen by the Atlanta Hawks with the 10th overall pick in the 1990 draft.
6 year old James Harden take note: strippers are career killers and Momma Money stealers.
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
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Oct 18, 2022 at 3:29pm grundlesauce likes thisQuotelikePost OptionsPost by Joe on Oct 18, 2022 at 3:29pm
Not if you're Charles Barkley. My personal favorite line of his:
"When I was recruited at Auburn, they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."
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Not if you're Charles Barkley. My personal favorite line of his:
"When I was recruited at Auburn, they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."
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Nov 1, 2022 at 11:27am via mobile QuotelikePost OptionsPost by Joe on Nov 1, 2022 at 11:27am
Grade: 135 x 1.5 = 200RP
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin
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