Sim #16 (111-120)

[bobby]

My starting 4 and 5 being C defense doesn't seem great for the embiid tingis combo

[Joe]

Can’t wait to get absolutely plowed by FBB in the lotto, I’m sure my BOS pick will jump tho

It aint FBB no more! Which is prob a bad thing for you since the last time you were in the high lotto you got the first pick

Celtics have career zero jumps in the lotto in SLN, only drops or stayed the same as pre-lotto odds - I don't want to hear this from the guy whose pick jumped like 5 spots two drafts ago...don't make me say it

And if we're checking the history, the last time we were in the high lotto we actually dropped from 1 pre-lotto to 2 post

[scoops]

thank god

[GX.]

Pre-lotto and tiebreakers draft order

1 HOU (13-69)
2 VAN (20-62)
3 NJ (21-61)
4 PHI (23-59)
5 BOS (via LAL, 27-55)
6 SAC (via UTA, 30-52)
7 VAN (via CLE, 33-49)
8 DET (34-48)#
9 TOR (34-48)#
10 SAC (via BOS, 36-46)
11 MIN (39-43)
12 BOS (via SA, 41-41)
13 LAL (via IND, 46-36)

14 POR (via DEN, 43-39)
15 LAL (via LAC, 44-38)
16 ORL (46-36)*
17 CHA (46-36)*
18 TOR (via ATL, 46-36)*
19 PHI (via MIA, 46-36)*
20 NYK (via MIL, 46-36)*
21 NJ (via SAC, 47-35)
22 VAN (via DAL, 48-34)
23 VAN (via NYK, 50-32)
24 NJ (via GSW, 51-31)
25 WAS (54-28)^
26 CLE (via POR, 54-28)^
27 MIA (via SEA, 54-28)^
28 NJ (via PHX, 58-24)
29 MIA (via CHI, 59-23)

Wes being the only team at the bottom of the draft to not trade their pick feels like a very Wes thing to do

[Joe]

Pre-lotto and tiebreakers draft order

1 HOU (13-69)
2 VAN (20-62)
3 NJ (21-61)
4 PHI (23-59)
5 BOS (via LAL, 27-55)
6 SAC (via UTA, 30-52)
7 VAN (via CLE, 33-49)
8 DET (34-48)#
9 TOR (34-48)#
10 SAC (via BOS, 36-46)
11 MIN (39-43)
12 BOS (via SA, 41-41)
13 LAL (via IND, 46-36)

14 POR (via DEN, 43-39)
15 LAL (via LAC, 44-38)
16 ORL (46-36)*
17 CHA (46-36)*
18 TOR (via ATL, 46-36)*
19 PHI (via MIA, 46-36)*
20 NYK (via MIL, 46-36)*
21 NJ (via SAC, 47-35)
22 VAN (via DAL, 48-34)
23 VAN (via NYK, 50-32)
24 NJ (via GSW, 51-31)
25 WAS (54-28)^
26 CLE (via POR, 54-28)^
27 MIA (via SEA, 54-28)^
28 NJ (via PHX, 58-24)
29 MIA (via CHI, 59-23)

Wes being the only team at the bottom of the draft to not trade their pick feels like a very Wes thing to do

I'm sure that pick was requested by other teams in trades at least once lol

[jwoo]

Congratulations Victor on your rookie of the year award. We love you

[R B]

Cade in final sim as starting PG and #1 option:
31.4ppg (51.3%FG / 53.8%3P / 88.9%FT / 62.8%TS)
7.2 assists, 6.8 rebounds, 1.0 stocks, 2.6 TOs

[Matt]

Can’t wait to get absolutely plowed by FBB in the lotto, I’m sure my BOS pick will jump tho

It aint FBB no more! Which is prob a bad thing for you since the last time you were in the high lotto you got the first pick

Celtics have career zero jumps in the lotto in SLN, only drops or stayed the same as pre-lotto odds - I don't want to hear this from the guy whose pick jumped like 5 spots two drafts ago...don't make me say it

And if we're checking the history, the last time we were in the high lotto we actually dropped from 1 pre-lotto to 2 post

I'm not the one pre-whining and reverse jinxing, this got nuttin to do with me. And framing "zero career jumps in the lotto" as unlucky is such horseshit, ask Scoops or GX or anyone else whose been fucked in the lotto if they think turning #1 odds twice into #1 and #2 is an outcome worth whining about

[Joe]

It aint FBB no more! Which is prob a bad thing for you since the last time you were in the high lotto you got the first pick

Celtics have career zero jumps in the lotto in SLN, only drops or stayed the same as pre-lotto odds - I don't want to hear this from the guy whose pick jumped like 5 spots two drafts ago...don't make me say it

And if we're checking the history, the last time we were in the high lotto we actually dropped from 1 pre-lotto to 2 post

I'm not the one pre-whining and reverse jinxing, this got nuttin to do with me. And framing "zero career jumps in the lotto" as unlucky is such horseshit, ask Scoops or GX or anyone else whose been fucked in the lotto if they think turning #1 odds twice into #1 and #2 is an outcome worth whining about

you quoted me here first brutha man, you gon make it about you

Let he who has not reverse jinxed cast the first stone

[Jesse]

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