SLN Scandal

[SoNicks]

This story is ongoing… development’s to come…

GM of the mavericks, Hoff “Huffs” Hoffee, has been indicted for paying way too much for Chauncey Billups. League sources always wondered what Chauncey had on Hoff, little did we know it was simply a loaf of Italian Wonderbread called MobDough. If only Hoff had a XRay table to know when to hold and or fold them.

This discovery has brought many GMs and their players into question. FBI director Cash Money is working closely with God himself (Ashes not Donald) to uncover how many players are involved. We expect many suspensions to occur to every team. How many players will be arrested? How many Seasons will Wemby be banned for? And why the fuck is Shohei Ohtani so fucking sketchy?

All we know is, you better have your FRP this year!


Update … we reached out to the Swamp lords to get a quote directly from Chauncey Billups, currently held in Alligator Alcatraz. All he had to say was, “But sometimes I know exactly where those chips will be falling”

[Hoff]

I don't remember what I paid @Josh for Chauncey Billups, but I do remember getting Jeff McInnis, 3 FRP, and RP for Chauncey Billups from @Joe

[SoNicks]

I don't remember what I paid @Josh for Chauncey Billups, but I do remember getting Jeff McInnis, 3 FRP, and RP for Chauncey Billups from @Joe

League sources indicate that Joe is among the 29 GMs caught up in the WonderBread scandal. Many people wonder why the fuck are we XRaying literal bread. Joe has not been seen in over a day, but we reached out to his Head coach, Joe Mizzou-La, who simple said “Shut The Fuck Up”

[Josh]

I don't remember what I paid @Josh for Chauncey Billups, but I do remember getting Jeff McInnis, 3 FRP, and RP for Chauncey Billups from @Joe

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nostalgia

[Josh]

back when superstars were traded for pick packages and not prospects

[Josh]

in hindsight probably would be viewed as a bad trade for the grizz but it was a successful tank for dwade

[Joe]

I don't remember what I paid @Josh for Chauncey Billups, but I do remember getting Jeff McInnis, 3 FRP, and RP for Chauncey Billups from @Joe

Don't remind me of the day I betrayed my first born son for the material wealth of a championship...he has never forgiven me