Article: Ten Lists of Ten

[Matt]

Super quick read while we wait for the draft to resume! Don't you DARE fucking @ me about List 5

1. Top Ten Value UFAs

• 1. Tyreke Evans
  2. James Harden
  3. Kevon Looney
  4. Rudy Gay
  5. Kelly Oubre
  6. Willie Cauley-Stein
  7. Brandon Jennings
  8. Eddy Curry
  9. Kendrick Perkins
  10. Thabo Sefolosha

2. Top Ten 2nd Round Draft Picks of All Time

• 1. Primoz Brezec, 30th overall
  2. Jason Hart, 38th overall
  3. Carlos Arroyo, 33rd overall
  4. Curtis Borschard, 35th overall
  5. Jamal Sampson, 47th overall
  6. Willie Green, 39th overall
  7. Cory Joseph, 30th overall
  8. Tarik Black, 32nd overall
  9. Dwight Powell, 37th overall
  10. Jerian Grant, 35th overall

3. Top Ten SLN Teams of All Time

• 1. ‘96 Knicks
  2. ‘96 Suns
  3. ‘12 Rockets
  4. ‘04 Hornets
  5. ‘06 Supersonics
  6. ‘00 Bucks
  7. ‘02 Jazz
  8. ‘07 Celtics
  9. ‘16 Pacers
  10. ‘18 Mavericks

4. Top Ten Draft Busts (Top 5 picks)

• 1. Kyle Lowry
  2. Chris Paul
  3. Andre Iguodala
  4. Darius Miles
  5. John Wall
  6. Wilson Chandler
  7. Joel Przybilla
  8. Marc Gasol
  9. Steven Adams
  10. Demar Derozan

5. Top Ten Fast Food Restaurants, Price Agnostic, Fast Casual (Chipotle, Cava, etc.) Excluded

• 1. Chick-Fil-A
  2. Culver’s
  3. Five Guys
  4. Wendy’s
  5. Cookout
  6. In-N-Out
  7. Panda Express
  8. Raising Cane’s
  9. McDonald’s
  10. Popeye’s

6. Top Ten SLN Players for This Upcoming Season

• 1. Kyrie Irving
  2. Kevin Durant
  3. Joel Embiid
  4. Boban Marjanovic
  5. LeBron James
  6. Marvin Williams
  7. Giannis Antetekounmpo
  8. Kristaps Porzingis
  9. Jrue Holiday
  10. Steph Curry

7. Top Ten Sacramento KANGZ Vibes Draft Picks

• 1. Boban Marjanovic
  2. Kris Clack
  3. Olumide Oyediji
  4. Von Wafer
  5. Pooh Jeter
  6. Boniface N’Dong
  7. Chukwudiebere Madabaum
  8. Cenk Akyol
  9. Tremaine Fowlkes
  10. Mirza Teletovic

8. Top Ten Value Players RIght Now (Including contract, age, etc.)

• 1. Shai Gilgeous Alexander
  2. Luka Doncic
  3. Donovan Mitchell
  4. Jaylen Brown
  5. Joel Embiid
  6. Giannis Antetokounmpo
  7. Kyrie Irving
  8. Jonathan Isaac
  9. Kristaps Porzingis
  10. Zion Williamson

9. SLN Top Ten Power Rankings for 2019

• 1. Mavericks
  2. Knicks
  3. Hawks
  4. Magic
  5. Grizzlies
  6. Raptors
  7. Spurs
  8. Jazz
  9. Timberwolves
  10. Warriors

10. Top Ten GMs I Enjoy Talking Trade With

• 1. Tyler
  2. Pankin
  3. Mantypas
  4. Jesse
  5. Scoops
  6. Hoff
  7. Quady
  8. Tonger
  9. Heimer
  10. Derek
  29. Nav

[jwoo]

Malik Allen erasure!!!

What has Dwight Powell done smh lol

[jwoo]

Cookout fucks

[Matt]

Malik Allen erasure!!!

What has Dwight Powell done smh lol

Maaaaaaay have been an oversight

[Tyler]

I would enjoy trading with me too if I gave you sophomore TP for a 31 year old on a mega max

[Tyler]

Cookout being top 5 is so bold but I love it. It is astonishing how much food you get for $10. The dollar has never felt so strong than at a Cookout.

[Tyler]

Boniface N’Dong

[Matt]

Cookout being top 5 is so bold but I love it. It is astonishing how much food you get for $10. The dollar has never felt so strong than at a Cookout.

And this is price agnostic! Cookout is easily #1 value

[jwoo]

Cookout also has like 100 different milkshakes

[Tyler]

Their milkshakes are kinda ass tho. You need like a spork to be able to properly consume. You will be light headed from sucking air if you only use a straw