Bigs
Abraham Joum Maker Bol - Good shooting stretch big. Solid shot-blocker with good post defense. Slightly above average rebounder. Handles are so-so. Needs to hit the weights.
Sam Funches - Decent scorer inside and outside. Might get close to a steal and block a game. Serviceable post...
Detroit Ballers – After tearing it down mid-season, Detroit went on a wild tank down the stretch. I think RB keeps it up this season with Haliburton playing big minutes and not much around turnover happy Brandon Jennings.
Dallas Ballers – There are few good players left on the...
There’s been a lot of talk on pods about who should be buying and selling and who’s been sitting on their hands so long they’re ready to give themselves a Stranger, so I figured a little Op Ed on the trade market couldn’t hurt. In this piece of totally...
Kyrie Andrew Irving entered the world on March 23rd, 1992, at 3:17 p.m. in St. Mystical Regional Hospital in Melbourne, Australia. The hospital, a relic of the ‘60s, had seen better days. The wallpaper was a faded shade of mustard yellow, the overhead...
Hi All. Thought this would be a fun playful article where I just go through everyone’s roster page and decide who is the worst player that gets minutes. There are going to be some teams that have really stinky worst players, and other teams that don’t really have that bad of players getting minutes...
| Name | Possessions Used | Total Points | Raw PPP | Points Gained Offense | Points Gained Defense | D Points Gained Per Min | Total Points Gained | Points Gained per Minute | Total Points Gained per Game |...
Welcome all to a non-Kyrie-focused article! Gonna go through each team's roster page and pick out the most interesting statline as we get to midseason, and give a bit of commentary. Here we go!
(Note - was writing this today while sim happened so Celtics through Hawks stat lines are through day...
In this article, I’ll be evaluating Kyrie Irving’s performance across the 2011–2019 seasons, focusing on his key attributes that define his game: Inside, Jump Shot, Three Point Shot, Handles, and his defensive contributions through Steals and Blocks. By analyzing his production each year and...
If you thought we were done talking about Kyrie Irving, you were sorely mistaken! Like Kyrie himself, this deep dive is both dazzlingly brilliant and completely unnecessary—but isn’t that what makes it so much fun? Whether you’re here to fuel your obsession with advanced stats or just to marvel at...
Tournament of Champions: Thanks to advances in AI and VR technology, there will be a tournament of all the past champions. You will pilot your championship winning team. If you have won multiple titles, you will choose the team you use for the duration of the tournament (1998 Utah Jazz cannot be...
TL; DR: More free RP for a quick post! Prob wait til after FA to fill it out.
In addition to Team Awards, GMs can earn a quick and dirty 125RP by replying in this thread and filling out the below questionnaire - not required, but why not? Copy down the questions in a reply post and fill 'em out....
Every year, every GM's got his studs and it's duds, his craftiest moves and most embarrassing flops. For 75RPs, fill out the answers to the following questions and post it in the thread - think of these as your...
We were all very sad when the NDL season was cancelled. In honor of their sacrifice (they all got COVID for 100 days and it was brutal), here's my ranking of the top 25 prospects currently toiling away in the minors. Yay for the NDL!
By Steingold Louis Stephens, who just took his horse to the Old Town Road because it is 2019. Dreadful experience, nothing like the song, and the Old Town Chamber of Commerce is Peed the effed Ohhh. Have you heard the panicked yelping of a Clydesdale as it stampedes into an artisanal fudge shoppe?...
1996: Knicks 68-14
Points Per Game: 114.0 Steals Per Game: 9.1
Points Allowed Per Game: 101.4 Rebounds Per Game: 55.8
Assists Per Game: 23.3 Blocks Per Game: 5.0
Turnovers Per Game: 10.6 Field Goal %: .462
It's me again, trying to fund camps for the Raptors 905 and giving you a blow by blow of the 2020 first round. I'm not grading the picks but I will offer some professional analysis out of boredom.
1. Denver Nuggets - LaMelo Ball
There was no element of choice here, but I do think the upside is...
First off - this has nothing to do with the Sim God. He's doing a great job. Now give me some good juju!
OK - time to be more serious. I’ve talked to a few folks and I feel it myself. The current culture and community of this league can be improved upon. In the end, this league that we all spend...
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Bigs
Abraham Joum Maker Bol - Good shooting stretch big. Solid shot-blocker with good post defense. Slightly above average rebounder. Handles are so-so. Needs to hit the weights.
Sam Funches - Decent scorer inside and outside. Might get close to a steal and block a game. Serviceable post...
