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Dollar slice, but one of the good ones. Am I officially a New Yorker now?
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Josh wrote: February 15th, 2024, 12:47 pm agree on most of these takes but mashed potatoes are a bottom tier potato, maybe only above a plain baked potato

amazing article!
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God Tier: The double fried, gyro-place-style french fries in the picture Jordo posted
S tier: Waffle Fries, Curly Fries, thin/crispy fries like five guys, Jayson Tater
A tier: Smashed potatoes, funeral potatoes, gnocchi
B tier: Latkes, tater tots, garlic mashed potatoes, hashbrowns
C tier: Patatas bravas, baked potato
D tier: potato salad, potato bread
F tier: those gross potato loafs in Czech cuisine ("dumplings")
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Just might get that spicy chicken sanggggwich for lunch
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Joe wrote: February 15th, 2024, 1:37 pm
Josh wrote: February 15th, 2024, 12:47 pm agree on most of these takes but mashed potatoes are a bottom tier potato, maybe only above a plain baked potato

amazing article!
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Indisputable Tater Rankings

S tier: Waffle Fries, Curly Fries, thin/crispy fries like five guys, Jayson Tater
A tier: Smashed potatoes, funeral potatoes, gnocchi
B tier: Latkes, tater tots, garlic mashed potatoes, hashbrowns
C tier: Patatas bravas, tater tots, baked potato
D tier: potato salad, potato bread
F tier: those gross potato loafs in Czech cuisine ("dumplings")
Complete garbage tier: Wedges
This is a complete abomination
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Have you ever even had 5 guys fries? They’re neither thin nor crispy. Your opinion should be invalidated based on that
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fully loaded wedges are the exact opposite of complete garabage
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Are tater tots B or C tier!? how the rest of my day goes is dependent on this answer
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Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
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going to need someone to explain the difference between smashed potatoes and mashed potatoes to me
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These are honestly the only fries that matter
Promos:
Just the Tip-Off Opening Night- 10/31
Raw Dog with Gradey - Half Off Hot Dogs - 11/7
Go Balls Deep - Mini Basektball Giveaway- 12/24
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