Definitive Potato Power Rankings

Post by **GrundleSauce** » February 15th, 2024, 7:21 pm

Disclaimer: My wife has had two beers and gummy and thought she’d take a crack at a potato power ranking a la Joe. Here goes!

Potato Power Rank
1. Truffle & Parm fries w/ delightful aioli
2. Duck fat fries w/ delightful aioli
3. Patatas bravas
4. Good mashed potatoes
5. Gnocchi
6. McDonald’s hash brown
7. Tater tots
8. Curly fries
9. Twice baked potato
10. Loaded potato skins
11. Good baked potato soup
12. Greek potato with lemon and feta
13. Fried mashed potato balls
14. Steakhouse fries
15. McDonald’s fries
16. Chick-fil-a fries
17. Latkes
18. Sweet potato casserole
19. Good potato salad
20. Garlic smashed potato
21. Au gratin
22. Sweet potato fries
23. Potato pierogi / dumplings
24. Roasted fingerling potatoes
25. Shoestring fries
26. Bad mashed potatoes
27. Diner hash browns
28. Bad potato salad

May the debate recommence!

Post by **Kipke** » February 15th, 2024, 7:25 pm

McDonald's hash brown above McDonald's fries is a wild take

Post by **GrundleSauce** » February 15th, 2024, 7:37 pm

I think most of the list is a wild take. I have gratin, hasselhoff, gnocchi, and curly fries as my tops.

Post by **GrundleSauce** » February 15th, 2024, 7:38 pm

Also I once ate this Japanese potato salad that I swear made me see god

Post by **Hoff** » February 15th, 2024, 7:39 pm

Cheesy bacon breakfast potatoes with ketchup from Angelo’s in Ann Arbor… phenomenal

Post by **jwoo** » February 15th, 2024, 7:44 pm

need the SLN WAGcast

scoops · Post by **scoops** » February 15th, 2024, 7:55 pm

McDonald’s fries has to be higher

Post by **Josh** » February 15th, 2024, 8:04 pm

Who doesn’t like a delightful aioli

Post by **Merv** » February 15th, 2024, 8:10 pm

What latkes have you ever had? They were clearly horrible

Also, Checkers/Rallys with the best fast food fries?

Post by **Joe** » February 15th, 2024, 8:13 pm

This article was clearly written by patatas bravas

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