Definitive Potato Power Rankings
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Definitive Potato Power Rankings
Disclaimer: My wife has had two beers and gummy and thought she’d take a crack at a potato power ranking a la Joe. Here goes!
Potato Power Rank
1. Truffle & Parm fries w/ delightful aioli
2. Duck fat fries w/ delightful aioli
3. Patatas bravas
4. Good mashed potatoes
5. Gnocchi
6. McDonald’s hash brown
7. Tater tots
8. Curly fries
9. Twice baked potato
10. Loaded potato skins
11. Good baked potato soup
12. Greek potato with lemon and feta
13. Fried mashed potato balls
14. Steakhouse fries
15. McDonald’s fries
16. Chick-fil-a fries
17. Latkes
18. Sweet potato casserole
19. Good potato salad
20. Garlic smashed potato
21. Au gratin
22. Sweet potato fries
23. Potato pierogi / dumplings
24. Roasted fingerling potatoes
25. Shoestring fries
26. Bad mashed potatoes
27. Diner hash browns
28. Bad potato salad
May the debate recommence!
Potato Power Rank
1. Truffle & Parm fries w/ delightful aioli
2. Duck fat fries w/ delightful aioli
3. Patatas bravas
4. Good mashed potatoes
5. Gnocchi
6. McDonald’s hash brown
7. Tater tots
8. Curly fries
9. Twice baked potato
10. Loaded potato skins
11. Good baked potato soup
12. Greek potato with lemon and feta
13. Fried mashed potato balls
14. Steakhouse fries
15. McDonald’s fries
16. Chick-fil-a fries
17. Latkes
18. Sweet potato casserole
19. Good potato salad
20. Garlic smashed potato
21. Au gratin
22. Sweet potato fries
23. Potato pierogi / dumplings
24. Roasted fingerling potatoes
25. Shoestring fries
26. Bad mashed potatoes
27. Diner hash browns
28. Bad potato salad
May the debate recommence!
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I think most of the list is a wild take. I have gratin, hasselhoff, gnocchi, and curly fries as my tops.
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Also I once ate this Japanese potato salad that I swear made me see god
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Cheesy bacon breakfast potatoes with ketchup from Angelo’s in Ann Arbor… phenomenal
What latkes have you ever had? They were clearly horrible
Also, Checkers/Rallys with the best fast food fries?
Also, Checkers/Rallys with the best fast food fries?
This article was clearly written by patatas bravas
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