Splitting Ersan Ilyasova into two guys

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Splitting Ersan Ilyasova into two guys

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First tried it in the lab. No dice, but Mary Shelley had bars, yo

Now he’s demanding out because of what he’s calling a “mad science experiment,” which we are calling a “glad science experiment” since smiles are more powerful than rebounds
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Splitting Ersan Ilyasova into two guys

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mary shelley had bars !!
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
And we ride on dem thangs like ev-ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangstahs roamin'
And parties don't stop 'til eight in the Monin

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